Damn. It looks to me like I just missed the best reunion since Sherman got together with Atlanta.

He shook his head. “The next time I hear a women going on about how neurotic men are, I’m going to remember this. You tell me you like my body, and what do I say?...

He gave Dancer one last pat. ‘You’re luckier than you know, pal. Living without a set of balls makes life a lot less complicated.

wouldn’t you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear warheads?’As a matter of fact, he would. Playgrounds for big kids, preschool programs...

I guess we’re oil and water. (Phoebe)I’d say we’re more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)

He’d lapped at her ankles like a lovesick pup, and she’d been exactly what she was now, a woman born too beautiful and too rich to worry about a small thing like integrity.

It was a bitch living with your old English teacher, especially when your old English teacher wasn’t old at all, and he had exactly the kind of body that most appealed to her, tall and...

Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren’t such a ballbuster.

You have a college degree? You can barely talk.

I’m not a guru people, and I happen to have a very well developed sense of humor. Why else would I still be talking to you?

Now, this is where I draw the line! It’s bad enough everybody in town’s going to be thinkin’ I’m sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal foreigner who likes to be tied up and might be...

This is a perfect example of how entirely out of hand the women in this country have gotten. You act like men aren’t anything more than extraneous amusements, little toys to keep you entertained.

And wasn’t that a great moment in baseball history,” Holly Grace replied with withering sarcasm. “Helen Keller pitching and Little Stevie Wonder catching.

Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.

[Colin to Sugar Beth] I put my heart on every page.

He could deal with his guilt all by himself. Guilt didn’t add up to love, an emotion she was done with forever.

Sex with Panda was like being in a porno movie but without a third party involved.

Was there some basic flaw in her makeup that made her keep falling in love with this man who couldn’t love her back?

I paid you five thousand instead and promised the balance only if you made the match. As it turns out, this is your lucky day because I’ve decided to write you the full check, whether...

You know that we’ve got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married.””I’m not getting rid of Pooh.””See, there you go being antagonistic. Marriage means learning to compromise.””I didn’t say I...

We’re all works in progress, honey. And believe me when I tell you that I’ve had to work harder than most.

And no matter what anybody says, I don’t believe all this trouble started when women got the vote. As far as I’m concerned, it goddamn well got started when you taught each other how to...

I wouldn’t exactly call you a tart. But then, I tend to be broad-minded.”She suppressed the urge to dump her porridge in his lap.

At some point people either had to throw off the wounds of their childhood or go through life permanently crippled

I love you guilty. It makes it easier for me to wrap you around my finger.

You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who’s hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain in her mouth.

If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren’t really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?

Did anybody tell you that you’re a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.”She waved her hand. “Absolutely no problem. Your money is our money. My money is my money.” She wrote away.”I should make you negotiate with Phoebe.

You don’t live life. You act it.

Gracie: You have an unusual house. Have you lived here long?Bobby Tom: A couple of years. I don’t much like it myself, but the architect is real proud of it. She calls it urban Stone...

I can’t chitchat and make breakfast at the same time. You could help, you know, instead of standing there like the Queen of England. Although you’re a lot better-looking.

The door closed behind her (Phoebe), and the two men regarded each other for a moment. Viktor spoke first. “I must have your promise, Coach, that you won’t hurt her.” Dan: “I won’t.” Viktor: “You...

You’re not having sex with him. I know these guys, and you don’t. I’m trusting you with Claudia Reeshman. You need to trust me about Dean Robillard.” She wouldn’t let him off that easily. “You’re...

I don’t love you anymore”, she whispered. “I don’t love you at all.” His throat closed. “It’s all right, sweetheart. I love you enough for both of us.

If I could put my brain in her body, the world would be mine for the taking.

You’ll need to do a better job, Annabelle. No more dates like the first one tonight.””Agreed. And no more making me sit through your Power Matches introductions, either. As you so wisely pointed out, helping...

Torie doesn’t count. You were obviously her mother in a previous life.

I sure do miss that woman. Smart. Funny. Sweet. She never gave me a moment’s trouble.””Gosh, I’m sorry about that. I knew it was boring between you two, but not that bad.

Lo único que significa es que, aunque nos cueste comunicarnos a nivel mental, nuestros cuerpos no encuentran ninguna dificultad para hacerlo.

Ironic, isn’t it, what religion does to people?””I guess it’s more ironic what people do to religion.

Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.

Anything worth having is worth fighting for.

When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.

His writer’s words poured over her like poetry, and she couldn’t find a single wisecrack to put up between them.

When it’s your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.