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Lemony Snicket  Quotes
All cannot be lost when there is still so much being found

—Lemony Snicket

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Hope
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The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history.

—Lemony Snicket

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BhieHistoryLibrary
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Instead of the word ‘love’ there was an enormous heart, a symbol sometimes used by people who have trouble figuring out the difference between words and shapes.

—Lemony Snicket

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Inside these letters, the eye will seeNearby are your friends, and VFD.

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Si conocieseis al Conde Olaf y éste de repente os sirviese el desayuno, ,no temeríais que contuviese algo terrible, como veneno o cristal hecho añicos?

—Lemony Snicket

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He looked like the sort of person who would tell you that he did not have an umbrella to lend you when he actually had several and simply wanted to see you get soaked.

—Lemony Snicket

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Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. For instance, if you wake up to the sound...

—Lemony Snicket

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Keep anyone with whom you can read in silence.

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You are noble enough,” and remind us of our good qualities when we have forgotten them, or cast them into doubt.

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FamilyFriendship
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It is unwise to make something permanent when the whole world is shifting.

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Mystery
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The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.

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She took Sunny’s coat off, and then her own, and dropped them both on the floor. Normally, of course, one should hang up one’s coat on a hook or in a closet, but itchy hives...

—Lemony Snicket

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Look!” Mr. Poe said, who was still too far to help but close enough to see. “Genghis has an eye tattoo, like Count Olaf! In fact, I think he IS Count Olaf!””Of course he is!”...

—Lemony Snicket

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In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied “I love you back” and...

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It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.

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Truth
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Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

—Lemony Snicket

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BooksReading
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it is a sad truth in life that when someone has lost a loved one, friends sometimes avoid the person, just when the presence of friends is most needed.

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In the vast majority of cases, however, getting into trouble has nothing to do with one’s self-esteem. It usually has much more to do with whatever is causing the trouble – a monster, a bus...

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Self-EsteemTrouble
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Así pues, a menos que hayáis sido muy, muy afortunados, sabréis que una buena y larga sesión de llanto a menudo puede haceros sentir mejor, aunque vuestras circunstancias no hayan cambiado lo más mínimo.

—Lemony Snicket

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Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

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Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.

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Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

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Occasionally, events in one’s life become clearer through the prism of experience, a phrase which simply means that things tend to be clearer as time goes on. For instance, when a person is just born,...

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As I’m sure you know, there are two types of “What?” in the world. The first type simply means “Excuse me, I didn’t hear you. Could you please repeat yourself?” The second type is a...

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Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries.

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CrimeCriminalPastry
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Es inútil que os describa lo mal que se sintieron Violet, Klaus y Sunny el tiempo que siguió. Si habéis perdido a alguien muy importante para vosotros, ya sabéis lo que se siente; y, si...

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The book did not say anything about a statue, valuable or otherwise, and so I stopped reading about the Bombinating Beast and got interested in the chapter about the Stain’d witches, who had ink instead...

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Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably, pound your fists against...

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Of course you can trust me,” Jake Hix said. “We read the same books.

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BooksFriendshipReading
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I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof canoe. It will take a while to find the peaches,...

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Imagining the worst doesn’t keep it from happening.

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Mystery
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Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn’t that be satisfying?

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Count Olaf had taken out a bottle of wine to pour himself some breakfast, but when he saw the book he stopped, and sat down.

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I don’t know why wicked places generally look wicked. You’d think they’d look nice, to fool people, but they hardly ever do.

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I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.

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Love
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Just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it isn’t so.

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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.

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The library turned out to be a very pleasant place, but it was not the comfortable chairs, the huge wooden bookshelves, or the hush of people reading that made the three siblings feel so good...

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BooksFriendsLibrary
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I’m afraid it’s not nonsense,” Genghis said, shaking his turbaned head and continuing his story. “As I was saying before the little girl interrupted me, the baby didn’t dash off with the other orphans. She...

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Pero un tipo de libro que a casi nadie le gusta leer es un libro sobre leyes. Los libros sobre leyes son muy largos, muy aburridos y muy difíciles. Es una de las razones por...

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The world is swirling with so many mysteries and secrets that nobody will ever track down all of them. But with a book you can stay up very late, reading until all the secrets are...

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Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something

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I’m jealous of your hooks,” Kevin replied. “Having no hands is better than having two equally strong hands.”Don’t be ridiculous,” one of the white-faced women replied. “Having a white face is worse than both of...

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O, great wise man,’ she said, ‘I have been wondering so many things. Is life more than sitting at home doing the same thing over and over? Wise man, is life more than watching one’s...

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There are some who say that you should forgive everyone, even the people whohave disappointed you immeasurably. There are others who say you should not forgive anyone, and should stomp off in a huff no...

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DisappointmentForgiveness
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Whenever you are examining someone else’s belongings, you are bound to learn many interesting things about the person of which you were not previously aware.

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Awareness
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No lo entendían, pero, como tantos otros sucesos desafortunados de la vida, no por no entenderlos dejan de ser ciertos

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People who think nothing can go wrong are usually disappointed.

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Expectations
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Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

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There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don’t.

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Fear
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