Let her? Mate, if you think you can control a woman, you must be single—-and a thousand pounds says she beats your arse.

We’re, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet!” I burst out in shame. Timmie’s eyes goggled.Is he still there?

I was slumped next to him. He didn’t pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying. I had PMS and a test this morning. Boy, had he picked the...

And there is my payment the rubies in your cheeks. Are you properly scandalized by your wicked behavior? If you were Catholic, you’d singe the ears of the priest you confessed to. Do you remember...

You’re right. I was aroused anyway.

I’ve wanted you from the moment we met, and if you think sitting next to me in your bra doesn’t overwhelm me with desire, you’re very wrong. I just don’t force myself where I’m not...

Care to see your room?” -BonesLet me guess—it’s that smashed‐up car right over there.” -Cat

Have you met my boyfriend?”There. That was a doozy. His eyes narrowed, and his lips thinned into a tight line. Yep, Noah was a mood kill for both of us.

Keep dreaming, pet.

Why did you tell her I’m your boyfriend? Why doesn’t she know about your real one? – TimmyHe’s English! And Mom…Mom hates foreigners! – Cat

Do I feel ancient to you now?” he murmered. “Too different from the person you loved before you knew this?” Her eyes were already glowing green, and her full lips parted. “No, you don’t feel...

I hope worms shit on your corpse!” was my reply. A ghost had just gotten to third base with me. Could I sink any lower?

If you run from me, I will chase you, and I’ll find you….

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You’re shattering every creep vampire myth I’ve ever heard.

My dear Reaper,” Vlad said, still laughing. ‘Did you just check out our-”No!’ I interrupted at once, almost lunging toward the staircase. ‘I’m tired and still dazed from the Remanats and … fuck it, I’m...

There’s nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story.

Can we move this along?” a bored voice stated. “I have places to be and people to shag.””Ian, I’m not going to hug you,” I stated as I approached him. “I know you like this...

Time has no dominion over love. Love is the one thing that transcends time. (Bones)

Kitty need’s a tounge bath

You’d better not be messing with me. I like you, but if you’re feeding me a load of shit just to get some action, I’m going to plug a big silver stake right through your...

Of course. My second-favorite thing to do in bed.

We have to leave!” I said to Vlad. “Now.””Run, Forest, run!” Vlad mocked.”Stow it, Drac,” I snapped

Bones has always been smart,” I muttered. “His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy.”Cat

I know I’m delicious. Nummy…..nummy.-Vlad

Before you go,mate,turn on the telly. Something raunchy too. Think I’ll rub off one before I go to sleep

Bastard hits harder than a fucking freight train.”I just smiled. “I know.

Kitten, four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you’re not there. -Bones from This Side of the Grave

Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.

Much slower, I turned around to see Vlad examining his fingernails, as if his hands weren’t still ablaze in the flames that had blasted the ghoul’s head off moments before.’what the hell was that?’ I...

Vicious,” came Vlad’s reply, amusement clear in his tone.

You do that, and I take back every nasty thing I’ve ever said about you.”He grinned, his mood changing from serious to wicked in an instant. “Why? I’m all those things and more.

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

We are not helpless…Many times in our lives we’ve been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master...

All right, you got that out of your system. Can I get back in the boat without you striking me again? Or should I stay out here enjoying the marine life?””Why don’t you swim around...

Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth.Cat to Bones

Actually, Justina, I didn’t just ring you to chat about what an undead murderer I was…right, degenerate whore as well. Did I ever tell you my mum was one? No? Oh, blimey, I come from...

If my pipes still worked, I’d go right back there and piss on your grave!

…you don’t care because you’re all that and I’m just an artery in a dress.

The image I’d had of myself as a child was someone I’d never be, and it was only recently that I realized it was okay to be who I was. – Cat

Of course, I’m Vlad Tepesh, what did you expect?

…But the one thing that I would never, ever recover from would be losing you. You made me promise before to go on if that happened, but Bones, I wouldn’t want to. – Cat from...

Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?

Bones didn’t share any of my qualms about suddenly holding an arm that wasn’t attached to a body anymore. He just grabbed the ghoul by his other arm and began thumping him over the head...

You’ve gotten on my last nerve.”The table went crashing into her before she could blink, and then my fist found a home inher perfectly arranged hair.

You didn’t get to bring a date because the type of girl you’d pick would want to liven things up with a group orgy before cutting the cake,” I pointed out.His smile was shameless. ‘Exactly.

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one’s better in bed.

Don’t kiss me like a woman if you’re going to treat me like a child.

Charles, mate, you fret too much. I’m a grown man, I am, and I can blood my handle.””Handle your blood?” Bones offered dryly.Ian grinned. “Exactly.

I’d address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying I was a whiny, smelly, trumpet-snoring bad lay.

‎”What the hell was THAT?” I gasped.”Premature inflamulation,” he replied. “Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don’t like to talk about it.”A snort of amusement came from my right. I swung in that direction to see...