No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten.”My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. “It’s Cat,” I repeated...

A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! – Denise

Mama says go back to bed! – Cat

Of course, I’m Vlad Tepesh, what did you expect?

Oh, well, isn’t that nice. You are a nice young girl. Be a good friend to her and set her straight. She has love bruises on her neck and didn’t come home until this afternoon.”...

I looked at her quizzically. “No, why would you think so?” She gave me a knowing smile. “‘Cause he’s never brought a girl here before, child. Not one who didn’t need my help, leastways.” Oh!...

There were place cards at the head table, which was one long, rectangular thing that would have everyone facing the reception room. I sat at the one marked Chritine Russell. Randy say to my left,...

I don’t lack for bed partners, so I don’t need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade