Don’t care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor

Bones just stared. “You’re not a woman,” he said finally. “You’re the Grim Reaper with red hair!

You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when Icalled her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!

I am thirsty, and very susceptible to flattery… you could talk me into anything…””So much for fighting the good fight,” I observed dryly. “He’ll have a harem within a week.”Bones watched Juan disappear down the...

Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him.