Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won’t answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!

I want to do it too!” (sitting motionless)Nudge: “Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church.”Max: (muttering) “Appropriately enough.”Iggy: “What about me?” (stands still)Max: “No, you’re visible.”Iggy: “Am not!”Max: (throws a pinecone at...

I didn’t know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long.” -Nudge

You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.

Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.

I look like prep school Barbie,” Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. “Actually, you like prep school Barbie. I’m just Barbie’s friend.