We always imagine some future self that won’t ever get pissed off — that’ll always go to bed on time, always brush our teeth, always enjoy mind-blowing sex with our spouse on Tuesday night. And...

Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they’ve been following a bunny rabbit.

Then you shouldn’t pay people to do things for you. End of story.

Most men don’t seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.” ~ Liberty Jones

Some people take offense like it’s a limited time offer.