Going around in life using German, which Margaret had learned only a few years before, was like walking around in high heels–although it drove up the aesthetic rush of going out on the town, it...

I had a dream about you. We were married and I walked into the room to see you in my new black dress and high heels and I said “That’s not what I meant when...

But the truth is, I want to be some woman’s work boots, not her high heels.””Work boots?” What was sexy about that? And did women have work boots?”Yeah. You know, the boots she pulls out...

High heels are a short (theist) woman’s (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

Could she press it all the way through to the floor?” And, you know, I’m not sure about that myself. The sole of your boot might give me a bit of trouble, but nothing else...