The only things that old age comes standard with: grey hair and wrinkles. Wisdom and intellect are earned.

My forehead is starting to get wrinkled, but you’d hardly notice it because all the wrinkles in my shirt would distract your attention from my face.

To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is.

Wrinkles don’t signify old age, they signify a lack of ironing skills or a dearth of hangers to hang clothes on.

To me, the word wisdom means ancient knowledge. It’s the kind of knowledge you not only see but feel when you look into the eyes of an elephant or stop for a moment to marvel...

Age should not have its face lifted, but it should rather teach the world to admire wrinkles as the etchings of experience and the firm line of character.

When you battle Nancy Pelosi as much as I have, you’re bound to get a few wrinkles.

Her mouth contorted, and the wrinkles around her lips were like the dunes of a frosted cupcake. And I just wanted to lick her living word machine (mouth).

It depends on you whether you want wrinkles or dimples on your face.

I’ll take my wrinkles. I don’t like the Botox thing.

Beauty is but a flower, which wrinkles will devour.

Wrinkles happen to human beings.

Persistent smile brings out hollow dimples, and persistent frowns brings out hollow wrinkles.

Injuries heal, but wrinkles are the scars of time.

Love at infancy is the strongest and puriest of all, it is mixed with infatuation and deep happiness. Persistent smile brings out hollow dimples, and persistent frowns brings out hollow wrinkles.

There was a story etched in each wrinkle on his forehead-the stories any long life can amass but that only a lonely life locks forever.

With time we will all stop fighting pimples and start fighting wrinkles.

I’m pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.

To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.

One of the many problems with aging is that you begin to think of yourself as a slob because your birthday suit can never be cleaned or pressed no matter how spotted or wrinkled it...