Lust is the difference between loving someone and being in love with someone.

You think being dead inside is bad until someone brings you back to life and stabs you in the chest without the intention of killing you.

And the terrible thing, the terrible thing is, but the good thing too, the saving grace, is that if something happened to one of us–excuse me for saying this–but if something happened to one of...

Admit to yourself women are equal. In fact go ahead and say it. They’re superior. Nuff said.

There were two and only two messages that could have been comprehended by what he said.But neither of them was soothing; neither of them was a lie.

First she would try to kill him, but failing this give him food and her body, breast-feed him back to a state of childishness and even, perhaps, feel affection for him. Then, the moment he...

It takes a real man to see the difference between a diamond and a rhinestone.Can’t be mad when someone else takes the diamond, that you treated like a rhinestone

A healthy relationship will never require you to sacrifice your friends, your dreams, or your dignity….I would rather be alone with dignity than in a relationship that requires me to sacrifice my self respect.

From open sea she’s chosen meand dashed the hopes of many.A life with her is worth the hopesmy love for her may bury.

Share your weaknesses. Share your hard moments. Share your real side. It’ll either scare away every fake person in your life or it will inspire them to finally let go of that mirage called “perfection,”...

A relationship is like a bubble the more you chew the lesser its tastes.

Women are pleasured treasures.

Watch your thoughts, for they will become the words of people you draw to yourself.

Ask anyone and they’ll most likely say their family is crazy, and if they don’t say their family is crazy, their friends are crazy. That’s because everyone is crazy after taking the mask off. People...

You can trust everyone to be human, with all the quirks and inconsistencies we humans display, including disloyalty, dishonesty and downright treachery. We are all capable of the entire range of human behavior, given the...

Pundits are always blaming TV for making people stupid, movies for desensitizing the world to violence, and rock music for making kids take drugs and kill themselves. These things should be the least of our...

I wanted desperately to get all hot and sweaty with this guy, but I knew from experience that hormones affected my sensibilities like alcohol or pot. In the throes of passion I tend to vow...

There is always hope for man or dog in life if only they be cute

If a man, who says he loves you, won’t tell you the details of a private conversation between him and another woman you can be sure he is not protecting your heart. He is protecting...

People are like songs to me. About 60 seconds in, I’ll know whether or not to add them to my ‘favorites.

Insecure people often falsify the past, in order to make the future pure.

Life is like a river: nothing is ever the same, even for an instant.

What marriage offers – and what fidelity is meant to protect – is the possibility of moments when what we have chosen and what we desire are the same. Such a convergence obviously cannot be...

He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved.

Marriage is what you make of it, and God has many versions of what that looks like based on what different souls need, in order to grow.

I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears.

You don’t know what it means to be betrayed! Should I explain it to you? It means to be treated like trash and your feelings get stepped on…you get hurt over and over again and...

That fist he was raising at me would wham into the cupboard door, hurting only himself. I saw it all happening, then it really did happen. But I didn’t understand the whore thing. Why was...

I like to meet people and pretend I’ll never see them again. I tend to value things more if I think it’s the last time I’ll get to enjoy it. I’ll savor every moment I...

Some people will only love you as much as they can use you, their loyalty ends where the benefits cease.

My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.

I want to write a song about retaliation called, “Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Orgasm…While You Were Out of Town.

She forgot my name, so either I’m not important or she has amnesia. I wonder how long she’s suffered from dementia.

If you are looking for love under rocks or bringing home water moccasins, you might be confusing love and pain.

I like being right more than I like keeping friends. Certainly this leaves me lonely, but at least I’m always certain.

Love cannot live where there is no trust.

For you she learned to wear a short black slipand red lipstick,how to order a glass of red wineand finish it. She learned to reach outas if to touch your arm and then nottouch it,...

I had a dream about you. You were sitting in a dentist’s chair, and I was cleaning your teeth. You wondered if I was a dentist, and I wondered why more people didn’t brush their...

Women won’t sleep with me for the same reason that I don’t pay for sex—I don’t have any money. And if I did have money, I wouldn’t pay for sex, because women would sleep with...

I think of how each person in a marriage owes it to the other to find individual happiness, even in a shared life. That this is the only way to grow together, instead of apart.

How do people know they are sane? Can a person be gripped by lunacy, only to be released a short time later, never to relive the episode again?

Sometimes love will break your heart in two. Or three, depending on if there’s an extra person involved, or how unmanageably large your heart is.

The piece of junk is a piece of me. It’s a part of my family, and I can’t part with it. The rusty can is all my father left me when he left us to...

A monster’s not a monster to another monster. At least that’s what I thought when I saw my mother-in-law talking to a statue of Stalin.

You only know how you feel, and you can only guess how others feel.

Only in hindsight can we see the moments where our lives skewed off-course, where we traveled down the wrong path, where the worst lies we told were the ones we told ourselves.

Love doesn’t have to be on Valentine’s Day. It doesn’t have to be by the time you turn eighteen or thirty-three or fifty-nine. It doesn’t have to conform to whatever is usual. It doesn’t have...

I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms.

A midst deceit I found the truth;there in the rough I found a diamond.And from the moment we met,I think of no one elseToday I choose to be, to live and breathe;to dream, to weep,...

Sometimes to make no move is to make the wrong move. That’s how I fell in love with a statue. We just sat still and I formed a connection.