You want my advice? Put down your phone. Hug her from behind and kiss the back of her neck. Entwine your fingers with hers…. You’re welcome.

When you fall in love, you land on a cloud.

Sometimes the most painful lessons are delivered by someone masquerading as a soul mate.

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.

…there remained a strange formality between them, and her pleasure in his presence felt too much like missing him had felt during the last week.

He lashed the belt against my ass again, and I was starting to feel like I was some supernatural being that was more than he was. He was just human, but I felt like something...

I was about to say that we all hurt the ones we love. That we can’t help it and that for some reason, we’re just defective like that. Maybe because those we love most bring...

Once he traveled to a village to purchase a large rice harvest, but when he arrived the rice had already been sold to another tradesman. Nevertheless, Siddhartha remained in this village for several days; he...

Your decisions can be shallow or extreme, what matters is, if you stick to them or not.

We are the sum of all people we have ever met; you change the tribe and the tribe changes you.

Do not break your silence to create war between people, but speak the truth that heals.

Why?” She asked in a confused whisper. “Out of all the women in the world, why did you choose this mortal?””Because fate drove me to you.

Good and safe” are all I have been during my romantic career, keeping myself virtuous outside of relationships never putting out before I had a commitment and a half dozen dates under my belt.

Why is the awfulness of families such a popular reason for starting another?

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he’s just not that into you.

Love doesn’t make the world go ’round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

I am a diamond in the rut. A diamond to an untrained eye looks like a rock stone. So men will kick it around on the ground. It takes a man with an expert eye...

When a person thinks you are too good for them, they create a wall without even taking a chance. The best life that God has in store for a person is often thrown away because...

My body either likes you or it doesn’t. And, I trust my body but I can’t assuredly tell you why.

Don’t waste your time trying to explain yourself to people that are committed to misunderstanding you. Instead, commit your time to explaining who they are to them. When you get a person to see the...

Lonely people tend, rather, to be lonely because they decline to bear the psychic costs of being around other humans. They are allergic to people. People affect them too strongly.

You will never accept gratitude as a solution to your problems, until you have reached the last stage of grief–acceptance.

For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest.

Submitted for your approval–the curious case of Colleen O’Brien and thegorgeous time traveling Scot who landed in her living room.” – Rod Serling

The way my vacuum cleaner sucks up cat hair, I shouldn’t have been surprised when it huffed up my mustache. But I was surprised it sucked out all the love and romance in our relationship.

I have to wonder if you’re not being slightly naive here. I mean, are you saying that you want nothing for people? You have no motives? Everybody has motives. Name the person, the circumstances, I’ll...

I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku.

Her boyfriend can’t hold a candle to me. Especially not while I’m holding the strobe light. It’s hard to do modern dancing when you’re living like it’s 1882. Still, I make it look pretty easy.

The structure of straight coupledom still represents an appropriation of the physical and psychic energy of women to benefit men. And insofar as gay people re-create the straight couple, this structure of violence, domination, and...

My girl didn’t step out on me. She just stood in the doorway and wouldn’t close the door.

I had a dream about you. You took control of my body and forced me to have sex with you. Then you called the cops, and the police said I raped you—but I was the...

They sought the pain they knew so well and called it love.

People are more likely to like you if you treat them with respect and Linseed oil.

Men’s loyalty to their women dies hard – and almost always too late. (“I’m Dangerous Tonight”)

Terrifying, that the loss of intimacy with one person results in the freezing over of the world, and the loss of oneself! And terrifying that the terms of love are so rigorous, its checks and...

This love of which I speak is slow to lose patience – it looks for a way of being constructive.Love is not possessive.Love is not anxious to impress nor does it cherish inflated ideas of...

It was my grandmother who first told me that a woman marries a man in the belief that he’ll change but he doesn’t — and a man marries a woman in the belief that she...

And no one, no one should know what passes between husband and wife if they love one another. And whatever quarrels there may be between them they ought not to call in their own mother...

Two heads are better than one because the more people that get involved, the easier it is to reach an agreement. This is why committees are so efficient.

I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’s not my dad at all, that’s just some stranger hanging around in my memory.

I’m not just a guy’s guy. I also have a mom.

I was just another lost soul screaming through the paper thin hotel walls into the ears of the fucked.

Women, if I understood them half as well as I understand fractions, I’d have said a third. But I don’t have time for a third, or even my other half, because I spend all my...

How was I supposed to know what’s real and what’s not? It feels like I’m the only one who doesn’t know the difference.

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

Sometimes you have to know what you’re willing to sacrifice to be the person you are meant to be.

All over the world major museums have bowed to the influence of Disney and become theme parks in their own right. The past, whether Renaissance Italy or Ancient Egypt, is re-assimilated and homogenized into its...

No matter how close we are to another person, few human relationships are as free from strife, disagreement, and frustration as is the relationship you have with a good dog. Few human beings give of...

I can’t help it. You bring it out in me,” he accused. “No,” I said. “You’re choosing to let me get to you. Don’t. It’s all in the mind.

Never forget,Each day that we have together is a precious gift.In the web of daily living, we are creating character.Let’s take the time to create memories, listen and observe.Time flees, and it does not return.If...