The only crime is pride.

Cats are geniuses, because they know that looking out windows is better than watching Reality TV.

A mirror is like my own personal reality TV show—where I’m both the star and only viewer. I’ve got to get my ratings up.

I love lyrics by bands that have struggled, and they have gone through experiences, be it drugs, sex, whatever it might be, but have gone through experiences that I perhaps haven’t, and I find that...

Why watch reality TV when I can just open my blinds and look out my window to all the reality I can handle?

True Love is not a reality TV show!

Apparently our portmanteau is trending on Twitter.” He let out a self-deprecating laugh. “I didn’t even know what a portmanteau was before Jukebox Hero. It’s a mashup of our names, like Brangelina or Robsten. No...

Well, fame is a drug and when you take it away from an addict, things can get ugly.

I had to start watching [The Real Housewives of New Jersey] every week because, well, my IQ was just too high. I mean seriously up there. What can I tell you? After watching every episode,...

Today’s generation didn’t want to watch ancient actors reciting the same tired lines. They wanted to see themselves reflected onscreen –rude, raw, entitled. These kids needed to believe that they themselves were only one daring,...

The whole home improvement genre has evolved into a kind of a combination between shows that are looking for laughs — and they are very successful — and reality TV.

Leah: I want those gubs Mommy.Kate: They’re not ‘gubs’ they’re ‘gloves’Aaden and Leah try and say glovesLeah: Gloves!Kate: Good job!Aaden: Gubs!Kate: No

She begins to feel that the reality show is the university she never attended. Vicarious reality. Emotion without a value-added tax. Movement without danger. Alma finds her reality. She no longer has a reason to...

When everyone is famous, no one will be famous.

History is gossip that’s been legitimized, and that’s really the case when you get into some of the Roman historians. Wow! They’d be right at home on reality tv.

I was once asked if I had any ideas for a really scary reality TV show. I have one reality show that would really make your hair stand on end: “C-Students from Yale.”George W. Bush...

I would love to be on a Real Housewives from somewhere reality show. Then I could show all those women how the rest of our society gets to do it.