Nick shook his head and found to his surprise that he did have tears left after all. He wasn’t surprised by a talking cat. The world was crumbling around him and anything could happen.

You’re dressed for dancing,” she said in her throaty stage voice. “Being undressed for dancing occured to me, but I didn’t think Merris would like it.

I told the Nicks I had to nix their idea. I mean it’s silly. Why would I name all my clones Nick Name? If I did that, what would their nicknames be?

you’re so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure

I came to get you. I knew you’d freak out.””But…” My head still feels like a helium balloon. “Why?”Nick looks blank. “Because you always freak out.”I shake my head. My voice feels like I’ve swallowed...

Hey, Ms. P,” Tad called, “what’s going on?”She let out a slow breath before she answered. “You won’t believe this… Brian Murrey tried to eat Scott Morgan.”Nick’s eyes widened at the unexpected explanation. Had he...

We all have skeletons in our closets. Some of us are just better at hiding them behind the hangers filled with clothes.” “Yeah, right, you don’t seem like the type of guy who has a...

Cabal. Cabal. Cabal. I summon you to me. Now.”Simi and Kody exchanged a look that said he was as crazy as he suddenly felt when nothing happened.Great, Dad. I can look stupid on my own....

Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there’s the size-doesn’t-matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods problem…and what do women have to worry about?...

This isn’t a trunk monkey, is it.” Nick”No. It’s not. It’s a memento from your enemies.” Caleb”Yeah, well, at least it makes my heart surgery scar look cooler.” Nick

This isn’t a church social, Sweetheart. You aren’t going to be able to save me this time.

No one should have to go through life with only half a heart,” he whispered.

the Dancing Bear wants us to suffer.

He’s chocolate,” Mikey said.

End means end. Complete and total destruction. She wants to kill everyone and everything. She wants to bring down every building, burn every forest, empty every ocean of life. She wants to turn the earth...

You know I’d follow you anywhere. Even if it’s straight to Hell.

[He] carefully put a funky-looking pair of reading glasses on her. “There we go. How are they?”She blinked experimentally, peering around the room. “Good, I think. Thank you.””Wear them the next time we f***. That...