I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign.

You cannot expect a man to love you, but not because of your body or physical construction. It is like giving a man the option between choosing you and a monkey.

A stealthy ninja monkey she was not.

I am too much alien and not enough monkey to fit in here.

Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that’s as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.Conor Broekhart: Which resembles a giant banana.

As for me I will follow the path of the pink bunnies.

Capi will learn to read before you, Remi.

The monkey didn’t help matters any. He was sitting on top of the microbus, just watching the undead plunge to their end. His face appeared so serene, so intelligent, as if he truly understood the...

Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.

When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days!

I hold my plush monkey over the bannister and let it drop. Its eyes light up when you squeeze its kidneys as whose eyes, I suppose, would not.

I do not identify as a person with a disability. I’m a disabled person. And I’ll be a monkey’s disabled uncle if I’m going to apologise for that.

If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero.

VISIONS OF GRANDEURI’m walking through a sheet of glass instead of the door,Flying over a giant candlestick lighting up Central Park,Repeating two courses at Hard Knock’s College,And swimming through the Red Sea with silky jelly...

Great people will always be mocked by those who feel smaller than them. A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena. A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it...

Hello, companion,” said Magnus.The monkey made a terrible sound, half snarl and half hiss.”I begin to rather doubt the beauty of our friendship,” said Magnus.

I drink coffee like goats walk on tightropes. It’s fun to watch, but it sure would be easier if this monkey dressed like a cowboy would get off my back.

After Supper the Master dismissed all except Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha the Monk. He took them out with him and said, “Look at that wonderful moolight. It makes me long for the time...

Magnus threw the monkey a fig. The monkey took the fig.”There,” said Magnus. “Let us consider the matter settled.”The monkey advanced, chewing in a menacing fashion.”I rather wonder what I am doing here. I enjoy...

The ability to gauge intelligence is itself a form of intelligence. Monkeys don’t ponder how smart monkeys are. Ditto for politicians.

I find it easier to claim that I am friends with a monkey rather than with a man.

Hello,” Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. “I shall call you Ragnor.

Quite recently the human descent theory has been stigmatized as the ‘gorilla theory of human ancestry.’ All this despite the fact that Darwin himself, in the days when not a single bit of evidence regarding...

Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?

I’ll need you to get a leash for my monkey, Claude, and also a hat.””Of course, monsieur””Do you think he needs a little coat as well?””Perhaps not in this weather, monsieur.””You are right,” Magnus said...

Are you an evolutionist? I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we see them evolving? Are they still evolving?