I lost myself there — my mind imaging what was under his towel and what I would like to do to him. – Emma

It’s not very hip to consider the plight of single women who yearn for something so old-fashioned as men,.

Man is more attractive when left to the imagination.

Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their acts are defined. That is why men are more interested in better justifying themselves than in better behaving themselves.

Women are caught between feminism and the pornification of America, and men are, too. I spent my youth squatting on a pedestal, the beauty queen who couldn’t get laid. I’ve been a Relationship Consultant, phone...

Women that can work a camera with ease often work men just as effortlessly for both require the same commitment to vanity and manipulation.

My friend Annabel calls it “Reverse Perfectionism” – if a man thinks he can’t do something perfectly, he’d rather not do it at all…

Men,” she said rueful, “are the most absurd creatures on this green earth.” “But there are camels,” Gabriel pointed out. “Believe me,” she answered. “I’ve taken camels into consideration.

Macho does not prove mucho.

There’s nothing more unattractive than a man who blames predestination for his own failures and a woman who blames men for her own vulnerability…Blame thyself

Men such as they are, very naturally seek money or power; and power because it is as good as money

He gave Dancer one last pat. ‘You’re luckier than you know, pal. Living without a set of balls makes life a lot less complicated.

Ladies should also remember that gentlemen look more to the effect of a dress in setting off the figure and countenance of a lady than to its cost. Very few gentlemen have any idea the...

Our coaches taught us that, as young black men, it’s not enough to be good. If you’re not better than, you’re not going to get the shot, … Not on the court, not in life.

The words, I love you, are empty without clarification. Women prefer to be told what they can expect. It is measurable like a Weight Watcher’s diet, with extra points at the end of the week...

Sometimes she thought the Creator had only made men to cause trouble for women.

Hard,” she replied.

Believe me, for certain men at least, not taking what one doesn’t desire is the hardest thing in the world.

A man always finds it hard to realize that he may have finally lost a woman’s love, however badly he may have treated her.

In the street below, a posh-looking drunk man is reading the card of a prostitute, Blue-Tacked up by a doorbell. He’s examining it with all the forensic care I presume he puts into reading a...

My men are my money.

The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing for another is common to all men, and to be found in no other race of animals.

People have to be convinced that these two men are in fact killed and are no longer a threat to the peace of the country,

Boys, men,” she said. “They’re all the same. They think that this [their manhood] is something special and they’re all so proud of it. They do not know how ridiculous it is.

If you find a man who trusts you, who isn’t afraid, who sees you for who you are, and if it feels like he knows you for who it is that you simply are, and...

Only one advantage still remained to Mandred, an edge that Vrrmik could never take from him. The soldiers who marched behind his banner were men and it was the hearts of men that beat within...

I grieve and dare not show my discontent, I love and yet am forced to seem to hate,I do, yet dare not say I ever meant, I seem stark mute but inwardly do prate. I...

Emerson has what I believe is called a selective memory. He can recall minute details of particular excavations but is likely to forget where he left his hat.

He looked at me, and then looked away quickly.But I could tell he was interested.I think my tight t-shirt might have had something to do with it. And the way I was pushing my breasts...

Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run.

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about.

Here was a man who’d learned to write before he could think, a man who threw out logical fallacies like tacks behind a getaway car, and he always always always got away.

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Now domestication and sophistication of men by women are the norm and acceptable by society, but they are terrible for manhood.

Men are only as great as they are kind.

And just look at these men: their eye saith it – they know nothing better on earth than to be with a woman.Filth is at the bottom of their souls; and alas! If their filth...

Hortense and Berthe nodded, as though profoundly impressed by the wisdom of their mother’s pronouncements. She had long since convinced them of the absolute inferiority of men, whose sole function was to marry and to...

Music enters through the ear, not the penis hole. This is probably a common mistake most deaf men make.

Who she walks with, will tell you if she’s worth it.

I do not think I ever opened a book in my life which had not something to say upon woman’s inconstancy. Songs and proverbs, all talk of woman’s fickleness. But perhaps you will say, these...

I do forget sometimes how much it means for certain men—for certain people—to be able to provide their loved ones with material comforts and protection at all times. I forget how dangerously reduced some men...

…Gentlemen don’t understand anything, however wise they may be.

The man or the woman in whom resides greater virtue is the higher; neither the loftiness nor the lowliness of a person lies in the body according to the sex, but in the perfection of...

The stranger thought it might be God himself had forgotten much from our pasts, events far distant, events of the same day. And if a thing is not in God’s mind, then what chance of...

If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises….

Ellen’s life was not easy, nor was it happy, but she did not expect life to be easy, and, if it was not happy, that was woman’s lot. It was a man’s world, and she...

Susan hardly had begun to slow down when Tera appeared from between a couple of buildings and loped over to the car. I leaned forward, opened the door, and she got into the backseat. I...

In my experience as a psychotherapist, I have found that stress underlies most of the psychological, social, and medical problems people face in contemporary society. If we can get a handle on stress, we can...

Great men have always preferred women of the prostitute type.