Who ever thought to put the word “hero” in heroin?

I half hoped he would be shirtless, but then wanted to smack myself at the ridiculous secret confession.

OY! Stop playing around and lets cook already!”*smack*J-just now, that made a really loud noise..”Do you wanna hear it again?”N-no, you’ll just hit me again!”Kyo and Tohru

James started to laugh. His chin hurt where she’d smacked him twice, his foot throbbed where she’d stepped on it, and his entire body felt as if he’d swum through a rosebush, which wasn’t as...