I’m not leaving you. Right here, right now is the happiest I’ve ever been. I love you. That means I don’t leave. Sorry.

When all else fails…try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn’t work…have another.

Life is about juggling obligations, Valerie. You need to study smarter, not harder.

Melissa and I have the best working relationship, and we feel that Jack and Jennifer have so much more to do.

I’m pretty sure there are some colleges where you can do that. I bet there are some colleges where you can major in that.

Fabulous” Jack said, reaching down and plucking a crimson flower. A small scream sounded from it as he severed the stem. He smiled maliciously, then started stomping with abandon through the beds of blossoms, a...