I really loved ‘Witches of Eastwick’, the movie with Michelle Pfeiffer and Jack Nicholson and Cher.

Sure, scars can be painfull to look at, reminding you where you’ve been, but they also remind you of how far you’ve come.

They’re only trees. Only trees. Whose afraid of lonely trees?

You might want to have Kate close her eyes if you ever want her to sleep with you, asshole. Because once I take off my pants, you’ll always come second.

There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.

See, that’s just it. I don’t always love Jack Storm. But with all my heart I love Jack Loren.