Optimists solve problems when they arise. Pessimists invent problems before they start.

You were created, fashioned and designed in a special form to leave in the world something that did not exist before you were born!

It is entirely up to us to invent our own lives.

Never despise the talents you have. It is by them that you will do something that has not yet come into existence until you were born.

I wonder if the highlighter was highlight of the career for the person who invented it?

What will make you great today will never make you great tomorrow! The airplane that Wilbur and Orville Wright invented in 1906 would be seen as a scrap today. It becomes valueless with time.

If you’re trying to invent something new, you’re going to reach a lot of discouraging points, and most people give up.

What does it do?” you’re probably wondering. Well, I’ll tell you. What it does is makes you wonder: What does it do?

Before the work comes to you, you have to invent work.

I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it.

I had a dream about you. I invented and sold shoes that left no footprints, and you were thinking about committing a murder in a muddy area. I said that committing a murder was a...

We would have to invent the U.N. if we did not have it, which is not an original thought.

Never fear what people will say… Never think you can’t do it because it was never done before! You can be the source of change that is suspending for quiet a long period now! You...

Think of yourself as a brand. You need to be remembered. What will they remember you for? What defines you? If you have it in you, do something that defines you. Invent something, develop a...

Don’t say you don’t have enough time or enough money to change the world. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Gandhi, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo...

The reason why nothing happens is because nothing was done. Something will happen when something is done. Leaders take actions!

When I told people I’d reinvent the orgasm, people moaned in disbelief. Well, nobody’s moaning now.

Being different will always threaten the institution of understanding of a closed mind. However, evolution is built on difference, changing and the concept of thinking outside the box. Live to be your own unique brand,...

I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit.

I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the secret admirers out there.

To give herself a measure of credible autonomy, she had decided to invent a husband. Then, in a subsequent flash of inspiration, she had just as quickly killed him off.

Work is the passionate energy you put into the art that defines you

The job of the novelist is to invent: to embroider, to color, to embellish, to make things up.

Captivity ends when creativity begins

I like to reinvent myself — it’s part of my job.

Flawless and faultless outcomes are not products of lawless and careless people. No lawless person is a genuine innovator. To your skillfulness, add good manners; to your willfulness, add carefulness!

You don’t have to invent the wheel, but you might want to be the company that invents the rims.