Sweat,” and it’s hard work making it. But I can tell people love it, because they’re so envious and jealous when I wear it that they avoid me altogether.

Have faith my friends, because love will find you eventually. It found me, and I was wearing camouflage clothing, face paint, and cologne that smelled like the wilderness.

I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the secret admirers out there.

I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear

If you don’t smell good, then you don’t look good.