Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home.

She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a gun and how to disarm a man when being attacked with a knife....

She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?

But, mark my words; someday she’ll get what’s coming to her. Karma’s a bigger bitch than she is,