I couldn’t kill him. I couldn’t live with that on my conscience

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots

What you see on the show is absolutely us,

I have no regrets except that I wasn’t up to keep Randy (Rhoads) from getting on that plane.

I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Just take our name off the list. . ‘ . ‘ . The nomination is meaningless, because it’s not voted on by the fans . ‘ . ‘ . .

Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse...

fish like cheese….. sometimes, ………………….sometimes some fish like cheese

Considering the amount of talent that comes out of this country, it should have been done 20 years ago,

I thought at the end of the day they’re never going to do it.

Dogs smoke in France

I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating a Crunchie wrapped in chamois leather.

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn’t want to see my kids do the same thing.

What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.

Tell me I’m a sinner I got news for youI spoke to God this morning and he don’t like you!Don’t you try and teach me no original sin;I don’t need your pity for the shape...

Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.

Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there’s no excuse for being cruel, even if you’re a bored teenage kid.

What is the world coming to?

Taxicab Confessions.

To be a parent, especially to rock ‘n’ roll kids, I think being a parent is the most difficult job on the face of the earth, … You hate to say things that will upset...

I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o’clock in the...