If I go to a seminar and someone like you or someone like him is talking, I’m never part of the group that rushes him directly afterward. I always wait in the back corner with...

This play is truly a great invention, and we’re having a great time doing it eight times a week.

Tell me, Connie, is your mother still dead?

I did everything by the seat of my pants. That’s why I got hurt so much.

Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

I want some day to be able to love with the same intensity and unselfishness that parents love their children with.

Married and divorced, three beautiful daughters, two in college. The other one is 16, lives with her mom. I’m 46, I’ve worked for the Post Office for 18 years, seven facilities in three states.

It’s better to be black than gay because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your mother.

When I hit that pavement at 70 or 80 mph those suits just ripped.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic – just one of those unfortunate things.

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

I admire Madonna because she always did whatever she felt like doing. She went through some controversial periods when people rejected her, but she kept on reinventing herself.

It’s funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they’re always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay...

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

I’ve been in a treatment center for drinkin’. I stayed for two days, then escaped.

The process of receiving information for me is seeing, hearing, and feeling their energy in my frame of reference. That doesn’t mean I see the individual, unfortunately.

I am looking forward to being part of the E! team. This unique opportunity allows my company to take the next step in providing multimedia content.

As corny as it may sound, my true goal was to crack the Americana market.

We constantly run lines together before every show too, and then there’s a long, traditionally long, story to tell the audience every show. Today, we’re doing it twice.

Every radish I ever pulled up seemed to have a mortgage attached to it.

I think these shows with the young kids doing these jumps, doing these fantastic back flips, I think they’re absolutely great. They did what I never did.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they’d bust it to Corporal!

I’m Colombian and nothing will change that.

Now I’m fortunate to have a good band in CA, and play many solo gigs as well. My point is that I stopped playing in bands and played solo for four years, to get back...

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

There are a lot of myths about my injuries. They say I have broken every bone in my body. Not true. But I have broken 35 bones. I had surgery 14 times to pin and...

Why is it there are so many more horses’ asses than there are horses?

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

I always believed that women have rights and that there are some women that are intelligent enough to claim those rights. There are some others that are stupid enough not to.

Condoleezza Rice, the national security adviser, is right there… she’s in town because her father was at Johnson Smith College… and she was delivering a speech there.

The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he’s running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, ‘Four more vowels, four more vowels.’

If you look at the Bible almost everything that was predicted, maybe everything, has come to pass.

Information comes through to me in 3 basic ways seen, hearing, and feeling the energy of the person that’s crossed over. In which it is a symbolic type of language.

I’ve never done Botox in my life. But I’ve probably tried everything else under the sun.

He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I’d won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing...

It’s very important in life to know when to shut up. You should not be afraid of silence.

A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.

I actually spend very little time listening to any new music.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

My songs are the reflection of how I think and how I feel in that moment. But I’m conscious of the fact that artists have a responsibility before the masses and they have to take...

The biggest deal for me was that all 24 winners are placed on the Billboard CD of the Year, which went out to 500 of the biggest Music Reps in the business, from radio and...

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.

In the old days they, the promoters, wanted more and more from me. They wanted me to jump or spill my blood and break my bones. Every time they wanted me to jump further, and...

Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.

I don’t go out without make up. I’m a woman, you know.

But we’re not supposed to talk anything besides football.

Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the...

My own judgment of how the world is gonna end is that there will be a country led by a madman that will build a nuclear bomb with so much force, so much power, that...

Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down.