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(No Ratings Yet)Every radish I ever pulled up seemed to have a mortgage attached to it.




(No Ratings Yet)The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.




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(No Ratings Yet)I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.




(No Ratings Yet)Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.




(No Ratings Yet)I don’t go out without make up. I’m a woman, you know.




(No Ratings Yet)But we’re not supposed to talk anything besides football.




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(No Ratings Yet)Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.




(No Ratings Yet)You know, if you don’t do nothin, you don’t do nothin.




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