Like in Facebook is simply a kiss on the check.

A wounded animal yet bears teeth

I keep track of my blog stats, Facebook subs, my Amazon rank, Twitter followers, Facebook likes per posts, my chess ranking. I get stressed when they all don’t go up.

Más importante que la buena vida es lo que se pueda decir de ella; es decir, saber expresarla. No hay ninguna generación que esté tan capacitada para realizar una afirmación sobre sí misma que la...

Never underestimate a viral trend on the Internet

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

It’s good netiquette to share facts with updates. Who, what when and where.

Facebook is big. Bigger than Justin Bieber or Ashton Kutcher’s Twitter following. Hell, it’s even bigger than obesity and possibly just as lethal!

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission – to make the world more open and connected.

I wish I were like Facebook; being able to ‘like’ and ‘share’ everything I get.

Some people I see are so talented that they are just wasting their time on writing at Facebook. Talent must be productive..

Been living on this earth for so long now and still don’t know what a happy life feels like. I’m ready for a change.

I really like Google+ it’s much better than face book. The only game you can play on it is life. Which is a game that can only be played and never won.

For every blissful moment you must an anguish meet.

likes” and habits to advertisers, and enticing all of us to give up more and more of our privacy.

Be patient. Your skin took a while to deteriorate. Give it some time to reflect a calmer inner state. As one of my friends states on his Facebook profile: “The true Losers in Life, are...

People don’t buy Moet & Dom because they love the taste, the buy it because they need “Livin’ Large” photo on Facebook!

Social media takes time and careful, strategic thought. It doesn’t happen by accident.

It is proper #netiquette to be conservative in messages you send and liberal in messages you receive.

You could say that Facebook is doing a far more effective job than religion at teaching us to ‘love thy neighbor,’ connecting us with random strangers and ‘friends’ from distant lands.

I updated my grilling app, iGrill, today and it now has Facebook integration that lets you see what other people are grilling right now around the world. Awesome.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Love is not what the mind thinks, but what the heart feels.

You can be the ugliest man in the world but once you got money, you can have all the women in the world.

Television isn’t any longer the only way to fame, all you need is the internet to break into the game

There was a feeling on the air like the eve of the end of the world.

here!” and you threw 5000 likes on me and it felt like slugs. And smelled like fried chicken. I was so confused. I vomited a rainbow.

Some days you go bear hunting and you get eaten. Some days you come home with a nice rug to roll around on, and bear steaks. What they don’t tell you as a kid is...

The evening makes me think Facebook is a blessing and a curse. Sure, it helps us keep track of people with whom we otherwise would have fallen out of touch. But sometimes relationships fade for...

Social media is your opportunity to reach a massive number of people with transparency, honesty, and integrity.

Good updates are nice, as a matter of netiquette. Bad ones are negative.

Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us.

Republicans: ‘we fought the good fight’ – yeah, it woulda been worth it if we could have prevented just one poor kid from getting a free inhaler.

Master online branding. Online branding makes you known for something specific by people who have not even seen you physically, before.

Opportunities are born by learning!

I’m not really a Facebook fan because I don’t know how to use it! It’s so complicated!

You cannot sodomize a Sacrament and expect God to say, ‘Well done.

Something like missionary reductionism has happened to the internet with the rise of web 2.0. The strangeness is being leached away by the mush-making process. Individual web pages as they first appeared in the early...

I’m such a grandma. I don’t tweet; I don’t have a Facebook page.

Because while we all Facebook stalk, protocol is to not admit it. I might know, from status update, that a potential best friend swims laps every mornings, but it’d be creep to say “Don’t worry...

It is far better to have 10,000 Facebook friends who are in the same category or aligned with your values or a common inter- est than 100,000 random robot followers from around the world.

It’s good netiquette to provide links in updates. Everyone does not know what you know.

How different would people act if they couldn’t show off on social media? Would they still do it?

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.

OMG! I DESIGNED THIS NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM! IT’S CALLED “POETRY” – YOU HAVE TO READ AMY KING’S POEMS TO GET AN INVITE ~

Josh will begin disappearing into a future where the only place he and I remain friends is on the Internet.

work. play. passion.

Little girls think it’s necessary to put all their business on MySpace and Facebook, and I think it’s a shame…I’m all about mystery.

The great thing about the Internet isn’t that you can reconnect with old friends or stay up to date with developing world events or send pictures of newborns immediately around the world. It is simply...