My email response time is either 3 minutes or 3 months.

Netiquette: Email to enjoy a ploy, not annoy. A quick message with a call to action.

The smartest people can write the worst emails and those of less intellect can write the best.

Seeking a woman who looks like a feminized version of L. Ron Hubbard to help me decode intergalactic messages that I might receive on my Alien Communication Helmet. And after we receive and decode the...

Mitt Romney’s email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they’re from a bot, he’s fixed the problem.

Every two months, I would get an email, ‘Skeleton Twins update: still don’t have the money!’

I kind of thought actually that Trevor was gone completely mental when he called up here a few weeks ago. Like, why would he not text or email or Facebook? What’s with all the reality,...

Amen’ is like the Send button on an email.

Subject: SundownDate: June 14 2011 09:35To: Christian GreyDear Completely & Utterly SmittenI love waking up with you, too. But I love being in bed with you and in elevators and on pianos and billiard tables...

Think about it: send SLASH receive. Email is the frenzied killer of proper communication.

If your happy and you know it a smiley face will surely show it : ) Netiquette by

Don’t respond to email immediately. Wait, think about a reply. It’s good netiquette.

It is proper netiquette to refrain from using all capital letters in internet correspondence.

I’d rather be single, happy, and lonely sometimes than married, lonely, and happy sometimes.

I’m totally not a blogger. Sometimes I don’t even check my email. I know I should.

Email is the greatest thing.

It is proper netiquette to invite new friends in real life to connect with you on the internet.

To make a simple change of a typeface can instantly transform text which had the appearance and tone of a joyous announcement to suddenly convey that of a somber tragedy.

Zip email attachments because they may be viewed on mobile devices with metered connections.

Contradictions, in any communication, are the first stepping stones of mistrust

It is proper #netiquette to be conservative in messages you send and liberal in messages you receive.

When Internet parlance finds its way into our accepted vocabulary, it becomes a cliché.

Consistent internet use, posting messages and sending email, encourages engagement.

There are no secrets on the Internet