Facebook is big. Bigger than Justin Bieber or Ashton Kutcher’s Twitter following. Hell, it’s even bigger than obesity and possibly just as lethal!

You could say that Facebook is doing a far more effective job than religion at teaching us to ‘love thy neighbor,’ connecting us with random strangers and ‘friends’ from distant lands.

Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!

Using Facebook is like taking a Dyson to your spare time.