I was dead, and I hadn’t even been able to attend my own funeral.




(No Ratings Yet)On their deathbed men will speak true, they say.




(No Ratings Yet)Death has his favorites, like anyone. Those who are beloved of Death will not die.




(No Ratings Yet)I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.




(No Ratings Yet)With six pieces of wood, I’m building a life, and my coffin.




(No Ratings Yet)If flowers were boogers, I’d pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave.




(No Ratings Yet)His eyes were like two wafers of slate, grey and lifeless.




(No Ratings Yet)Pulvis et umbra sumus. (We are but dust and shadow.)




(No Ratings Yet)For Christmas I got new socks. I peeled them off a dead body.




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