A cat purring on your lap while you sip hot tea, is there anything better? Oh, and you’re floating in a zero gravity environment.

The gremlin stopped, blinking up at me with an almost hurt expression. ‘Master punish bad kitty?’ he said in a pitiful voice.’No I’m not going to punish the bad kitty,’ I said and Grimalkin snorted.’And...

Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy…

I am thirsty, and very susceptible to flattery… you could talk me into anything…””So much for fighting the good fight,” I observed dryly. “He’ll have a harem within a week.”Bones watched Juan disappear down the...

I know I’m a bad bargain. But I’m begging you to have me anyway. Because I want a chance to make you as happy as you make me. I want to build a life with...

You smell like a litter box.

I had a dream about you. I was a cat. You were a red dot. And even those times I caught you, we couldn’t touch. But still I chased you anyway.

how can you love a little catso muchin such ashortshorttime?

There are tales that rise like the early sun, breathe, and take on a life of their own. There are ones that flow quietly and effortlessly until time forsakes them, but there are others that...

The way my vacuum cleaner sucks up cat hair, I shouldn’t have been surprised when it huffed up my mustache. But I was surprised it sucked out all the love and romance in our relationship.

I smell like cat snuggles and sex, though from two different activities. I have just perfected my meatloaf-flavored ice cream, if you want to grab a spork.

And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.

You treat me as if I was a feeble Human who couldn’t survive without your help, but I am a MASTER bloody VAMPIRE. (Bones to Cat – Ch 16, pg. 174)

My queen, his thoughts said reverently.My ass, I didn’t reply out loud.

She had wrapped her marble-like body in a huge fur, and rolled herself up trembling like a cat.

Of course the Man was wild too. He was dreadfully wild. He didn’t even begin to be tame till he met the Woman, and she told him that she did not like living in his...

Damn fine ship’s cat you are.

Victor had always said that most of the time happiness crept up on you when you were doing something else. He also said no happiness was ever wasted, because every happiness stays with you, and...

I was so offended I wanted to light his face on fire. But I restrained myself, because he was wearing my cat on his head.

I feel self-conscious calling my cat fat in front of a fat person, considering I’m skinny and inconsiderate.

I want to start a business making mint-flavored sunshine that comes in a can half full of meow-free rainbows. (Leprechauns sold separately.)

You didn’t really think we were done, did you?

Less bitching…more learning.

I have a Siamese twin cat. It’s got 2 heads and 18 lives.

And I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around. Lucky me, lucky mud.

Spartacus,” I called, “how’s it hanging?” Probably not too well. Once you’re dead, had your organs removed, and are resurrected as an undead mummified cat, your testicles probably looked like old raisins that had rolled...

The thing most consistently on my desk as I write is a cat – a different one at different times of the day. I think I’m more a part of their ritual.