If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?’ came a sarcastic voice near the head board. ‘Perhaps you could roll around on the floor.

I always have.

I am forever yours, Kitten, in this life or the next.

Avendo perso uno degli inseguiti, Ivan concentrò la sua attenzione sul gatto, e vide quello strano animale avvicinarsi al predellino del vagone di testa del tram A immobile alla fermata, spingere via con insolenza una...

Back on the ferry, I sip some vodka on the rocks and have a chat with God.Me: (desperately) What the *&%$# am I going to do?God:Me: (surprised) Really? After all those Sundays of being a...

I had the X rating on my films. Now they do as much on The Simpsons as I got an X rating for Fritz the Cat.

For most secrets are kept by these: the darkness, the silence, and the cat.

There is no ‘cat language.’ Painful as it is for us to admit, they don’t need one!

I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy.

Sleeping, it’s what cats do best. It’s why they are my heroes.

My first rule of war, Cat-never give the enemy his wish

They all seemed hungry, happy, and healthy enough in their buzzing—oh the days were hot, and the noise of bees filled the air that was dusty with pollen and sun haze, and there were tiny...

My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she’s hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend’s English, and I’m, uh, I’m half-English, which she’s never been real happy about. If she finds...

I looked at her quizzically. “No, why would you think so?” She gave me a knowing smile. “‘Cause he’s never brought a girl here before, child. Not one who didn’t need my help, leastways.” Oh!...

As long as Luciano and Arianna were together, he felt that all was right with the world.

…why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much― Mark Twain …that’s why …

…staring into thin air at thosethings only cats can see (Doctro Sleep)

Thousands of years ago, when kitties first domesticated humans, we did it so that someone would scratch our butts.

I’m at a point in my life where I feel like I can’t go anywhere. Maybe I’ll try to coax my cat off my lap so I can get up and move.

On his deathbed, my grandpa told me three things to remember for after he died. First he said, “You can’t own a cat. Ever.” Second he told me, “Friendly boys make friendly friends.” Finally he...

My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves.

Winston Gallagher!” I said, recognizing the first ghost I’de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. “Don’t even think...

That’s right, luv. If you run from me, I’ll chase you. And I’ll find you.

My cat is an ungrateful brat. -Nellie McKay

You’re not paying attention to me, are you?””Eh? What’s that? Sorry, love, I didn’t hear you. Wasn’t paying attention. I had my eyes on your perfectly formed arse.”Catherine fixed him with a glare worthy of...

At the height of his popularity in 1977, Cat Stevens converted to Islam and dedicated his life to educational and philanthropic causes.

Last night I encountered a dream cat with a very long neck and a body like a human fetus, gray and transluscent. I don’t know what it needs or how to provide for it. Another...