I see no reason why church services have to be standard. I’ve discussed this with the man who used to be a pastor here at the Methodist Church in Sebastopol. I told him I saw...

Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

I’m dying and all I hear are insults!

Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.

I think we place the wrong emphasis upon examples, that we’re treading on very weak ground when we set ourselves up as examples for others to become religious. If people are going to look at...

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Happiness does not create humor. There’s nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor.