Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.

Eat Bubblegum” dance, I can’t actually perform it because my belly doesn’t bulge out far enough. When I make love it sounds like I’m chewing on a chalkboard.

I had a dream about you. The lettuce in my sandwich was crunchier than your conversation, and all I could hear when you spoke was myself chewing. You made such a tasty conversation that I...

Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience.

Opening her mouth to take a bite seemed forward. Chewing? Obscene. Mutual mastication was out of the question.