His loyalty has the consistency of a booger—sticky for a while, but easily flicked off. I’d probably love Prague in the spring.

Franz Kline, who became known for his black and white paintings, did a whole series of gorgeous landscapes and wonderful portraits that may still hang in Greenwich Village.

One of my favorite vacation places is Miami, because of the people, the water and the beach – of course – and the architecture on Miami Beach is so wonderful.

When I see great boxers, it’s like reading a wonderful poem.

On the whole, my life is and has been wonderful.

Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don’t fit into boxes.

If you have had a bad day, remember that tomorrow is a wonderful gift and a new chance to try again.

I still have the ‘New York Post’ delivered because it’s so garrulous and nasty and wonderful when you read it in print. Some things just don’t translate online.

My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!

Love is a four-letter word. So is glue, only it isn’t as sticky. And I must admit, I still eat it all the time.

As a lover I aim to please, and afterwards I aim at the toilet. Sometimes I miss, but no matter what, you’ll always receive splatters of intimacy.

A lightning bolt is sharper than an axe, because it’ll chop down a tree with one strike. My love is like that too—good for making firewood.

Having to eat fruit drives me bananas. But it’s OK, I park. Then I pick up a hooker and make love like I’ve got no money. And I really don’t have any.

His haircut looked like a spinning Frisbee on his forehead, and that’s why I fell in love. Because his girlfriend got tired of stray dogs trying to catch his face, and she liked that I...

The Eiffel Tower doesn’t look like a penis. My penis looks like the Eiffel Tower. What’s not to love about a Love Stick shaped like the symbol of the City of Love?

Being on ‘Nashville’ and working with some incredible people like T-Bone Burnett and Buddy Miller – so many wonderful, incredible musicians that I’ve been blessed to play with and observe – that has continued to...

It’s more acceptable for guys to get old and craggy and become wonderful character actors as they get older, but women aren’t allowed to get old and craggy in the same way.

Nothing is too wonderful to be true, if it be consistent with the laws of nature.

What scares you masters you.

In Mars, we’ve been given a wonderful set of moons… where we can send continuous numbers of people.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

Broccoli, it’s what’s for breakfast. This morning let us make love like we’re both still asleep. I’ll hit the snooze if you find the lube.

The most wonderful thing I hear is people coming up and saying ‘Thank you for my childhood’, which still blows my mind but is very sweet.

I eat toast and ice—because bread and water just aren’t enough for me. I’m also an insatiable lover.

I shave my face like a car. I speed through car washes, but I brake for love.

Let your life choices tell others of your wonderful God as you walk through life worshiping Him.

I sorted my sordid sort ofs from my maybes. Then I made love like never before. Seriously, I’d never made love before, and I have to say, it didn’t cost me as much money as...

Occasionally a student writer comes up with something really beautiful and moving, and you won’t know for years if it was an accident or the first burst of something wonderful.

Be an unstoppable force. Write with an imaginary machete strapped to your thigh. This is not wishy-washy, polite, drinking-tea-with-your-pinkie-sticking-out stuff. It’s who you want to be, your most powerful self. Write your books. Finish them,...

Change is always happening. That’s one of the wonderful things about jazz music.

Silencing the brain’s ramblings gives the chance for wonderful thoughts to bloom.

Everyone should be proud of who they are and where they come from because America is a big melting pot of diverse ethnicities. It’s great to be part of this wonderful country.

Someone will complete you some day and that day will never be late. Those nouns and verbs are above wonderful and never ending .

It’s been a wonderful career, I couldn’t ask for anything more.

Be wonderful! Because you are already beautiful.

The remote isn’t broke—it just needs batteries. Well, it’s the same with my love.

My love is in the shape of a car, and when it hits you you’ll notice.

Love in a box. It’s a gift—for both of us, from both of us.

When one is two, it is love, and one plus one equals three.

The scope of my problem will easily fit in the scope of my rifle. Too bad true love has to come with a mother-in-law.

I’m not saying I’m not saying. I’m also not saying I’m in love, and I’m not not saying I’m in love.

There are a lot of wonderful things created in our culture that have been ignored that can speak to them.

From the seed of the siver apple came the wardrobe.Through the wardrobe came four children.To these children came a special magic.With that magic came seven unforgettable stories.

The putting on of vestments and lighting candles, it’s a wonderful ritual that never changes from one Mass to another.

Brands’ products should be the manifestation of a company’s values. Those values should be the subject of all sorts of wonderful stories that comprise your company’s narrative.

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you’ll discover will be wonderful. What you’ll discover is yourself.

I’m not the first person to have discovered evidence that consciousness exists beyond the body. Brief, wonderful glimpses of this realm are as old as human history.

A little girl and her father were walking along in the evening. She was fascinated by the stars, and kept looking up at them, but made no comment until her father asked what she was...

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.

I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer.