Nothing is too wonderful to be true if it be consistent with the laws of nature.

John Hirschbeck is a wonderful person with a wonderful family. I’m so glad that we have become friends.

My former wife is a truly wonderful person.

If you were to find all the people I’ve worked with and ask them what they think of me, they’re all just going to say, ‘Oh, wonderful’, and it’ll just be a lot of blah.

Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love.

Clapton asked my brother to play on his record. I thought that was the most wonderful thing in the world.

We made love in the restaurant booth. It was romantic until our waiter knocked on our windshield.

When I find the wind to say I love you, it will be breezy, like a hurricane.

There’s a marked difference between Mark Ed and Ed Mark. Same as the difference between making love and loving make—and I do both, for a very reasonable price.

The thing we have in common is we both love to make love. Maybe one day we can merge our mutual interest and make love to each other.

i worried he’d let go, but he didn’t. We held hands like this the whole rest of the way home.

Outcasts, callused from being in exile for too long, learn to thrive on being the hated; the attention and infamy of our actions fuel us to become antiheroes. Too often do we forget: we risk...

Gliders, sail planes, they’re wonderful flying machines. It’s the closest you can come to being a bird.

Your world becomes enlivened, more wonderful when achieving your heart’s desires.

My family is just an amazing melting pot of wonderful religions and faiths.

That’s what’s so wonderful about being in this business because you’re constantly surprised. You have to be up for anything.

Steve Irwin did wonderful conservation work but I was uncomfortable about some of his stunts. Even if animals aren’t aware that you are not treating them with respect, the viewers are.

Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it.

Our love was soggy, like the biscuits I forgot to take out of the bathtub.

The three of us made love like one of us was a voyeur. I was the only one using binoculars as a sex toy.

Your love, it takes me to the moon. Let’s get back to the film studio and start over. Pour a small cup of coffee while I take one large sip for mankind.

My love for her is as nuanced as a Nancy, and I wish her name were Nancy so I could more effectively convey my love for her.

Feed me, you moron.

His loyalty has the consistency of a booger—sticky for a while, but easily flicked off. I’d probably love Prague in the spring.

Franz Kline, who became known for his black and white paintings, did a whole series of gorgeous landscapes and wonderful portraits that may still hang in Greenwich Village.

One of my favorite vacation places is Miami, because of the people, the water and the beach – of course – and the architecture on Miami Beach is so wonderful.

When I see great boxers, it’s like reading a wonderful poem.

On the whole, my life is and has been wonderful.

Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don’t fit into boxes.

If you have had a bad day, remember that tomorrow is a wonderful gift and a new chance to try again.

I still have the ‘New York Post’ delivered because it’s so garrulous and nasty and wonderful when you read it in print. Some things just don’t translate online.

My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!

Love is a four-letter word. So is glue, only it isn’t as sticky. And I must admit, I still eat it all the time.

As a lover I aim to please, and afterwards I aim at the toilet. Sometimes I miss, but no matter what, you’ll always receive splatters of intimacy.

A lightning bolt is sharper than an axe, because it’ll chop down a tree with one strike. My love is like that too—good for making firewood.

Having to eat fruit drives me bananas. But it’s OK, I park. Then I pick up a hooker and make love like I’ve got no money. And I really don’t have any.

His haircut looked like a spinning Frisbee on his forehead, and that’s why I fell in love. Because his girlfriend got tired of stray dogs trying to catch his face, and she liked that I...

The Eiffel Tower doesn’t look like a penis. My penis looks like the Eiffel Tower. What’s not to love about a Love Stick shaped like the symbol of the City of Love?

Being on ‘Nashville’ and working with some incredible people like T-Bone Burnett and Buddy Miller – so many wonderful, incredible musicians that I’ve been blessed to play with and observe – that has continued to...

It’s more acceptable for guys to get old and craggy and become wonderful character actors as they get older, but women aren’t allowed to get old and craggy in the same way.

Nothing is too wonderful to be true, if it be consistent with the laws of nature.

What scares you masters you.

In Mars, we’ve been given a wonderful set of moons… where we can send continuous numbers of people.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

Broccoli, it’s what’s for breakfast. This morning let us make love like we’re both still asleep. I’ll hit the snooze if you find the lube.

The most wonderful thing I hear is people coming up and saying ‘Thank you for my childhood’, which still blows my mind but is very sweet.

I eat toast and ice—because bread and water just aren’t enough for me. I’m also an insatiable lover.

I shave my face like a car. I speed through car washes, but I brake for love.

Let your life choices tell others of your wonderful God as you walk through life worshiping Him.

I sorted my sordid sort ofs from my maybes. Then I made love like never before. Seriously, I’d never made love before, and I have to say, it didn’t cost me as much money as...