Man…heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand…heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like...

A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force.

I thought to myself how we were so wrapped up in this animal act, that he couldn’t care less about his tea shop business, and I couldn’t care less about my job. That’s real sex...

We all have flaws, curves, and tempers, but together, it creates us, a vintage kind of beautiful.

It is difficult to exaggerate the adverse influence of the precepts and practices of religion upon the status and happiness of woman. Owing to the fact that upon women devolves the burden of motherhood, with...

L’editore mandò cento copie del volume, per tutto compenso dell’opera: il valore non superava quello dell’olio e del vino rubati in cantina; e il grosso pacco piombò in casa come un bolide sconquassatore. La madre...

I have a secret secret admirer. Not only is her identity a secret—but so is the fact that she admires me.

The tendancy of liberals is to create bodies of men and women-of all classes-detached from tradition, alienated from religion, and susceptible to mass suggestion-mob rule. And a mob will be no less a mob if...

Men of superior creative aptitude are most dependent on their women.

For women, men creates war, even though women are the symbols of love, peace, and harmony.

If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I’d have 50 cents. That’s assuming drag queens are half price.

Sheer human decency and civility are two of the most important contributions to our community life that women of courage can make.

Would a suit of armor make women feel as invincible as a sexy pair of shoes?

On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men.

Culture uses art to dream the deaths of beautiful women.

I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep the flies away).

The ultimate sexist put-down: the prick which lies down on the job. The ultimate weapon in the war between the sexes: the limp prick. The banner of the enemy’s encampment: the prick at half-mast. The...

No wonder male religious leaders so often say that humans were born in sin—because we were born to female creatures. Only by obeying the rules of the patriarchy can we be reborn through men. No...

God’s beautiful woman spares no effort to provide the best she can for her beloved family.

You’ll want to read books – novels, because ladies are frivolous; poetry because ladies are sentimental; and sermons, because we are pious. If you must read essays, Mr. Emerson might be best. Your gentleman may...

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

Mark Twain’s Mustache—the World’s Greatest Facial Hair. Or Certainly Top Three, and No Lower Than Number Four.

You are strong, self-reliant, entirely able to take care of yourself and of me… You are fearless, courageous; you saved my life, nursed me back to health, hunted for my food, provided for my comfort....

There were three women standing there with their bums facing me, … Talk about a surreal moment. You’re literally choosing the best bum in the bunch.

See, some guys prefer assesSome prefer titsAnd I’m not saying that I don’t like those bitsBut what’s more importantWhat supersedesIs a girl a with passion, wit and dreamsSo I want a girl who reads.

The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.

Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don’t-even-blink wench.

Darwin may have been quite correct in his theory that man descended from the apes of the forest, but surely woman rose from the frothy sea, as resplendent as Aphrodite on her scalloped chariot.

With regard to power, women don’t have the vanity men have. They don’t need to make power visible, they only want the power to give them the other things they want. Security. Food. Enjoyment. Revenge....

Is there a more pitiable spectacle than that of a wife contending with others for that charm in her husband’s sight which no philters and no prayers can renew when once it has fled forever?Women...

I conquered outer worlds just as he had. I expressed masculine strength and power just as he had. But it didn’t bring me closer to him or to others like him because I had become...

Would you marry me and love me forever because I’m a man. Think twice and don’t complain later. 😀

But you would still settle for me if I were that last, wouldn’t you? Women are like that. They have to have a male.

I’m against solutions that are worse than the problem. Like old women who want their hair dyed the color of shoe polish to hide the gray.

I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.

Here’s a news flash for the ladies: for every one of you who thinks we all want a girl like Angelina Jolie, all skinny elbows and angles, the truth is, we’d rather curl up with...

I don’t care how happily married you are or how deeply enmeshed you are with your children and family and career — every woman needs a couple of chicks who’ll break out the sangria just...

Yet Katie held fast to the dream that perhaps there were men in the world who appreciated good women – men capable of loving a woman enough to die for her.Something had to inspire the...

So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought...

You can tell people of the need to struggle, but when the powerless start to see that they really can make a difference, nothing can quench the fire.

Aşk, hayranlığın vektörel çizimi… Deli bir yönelim. Kanı tersine akıtan o ani ve meçhul kalp atışlarının eşsiz dizeleri.

The society of women is the element of good manners.

Carrying confidence isn’t being the person everyone likes, it’s being yourself, regardless of who likes you.

When a man of sense comes to marry, it is a companion whom he wants, and not an artist. It is not merely a creature who can paint, and play, and sing, and draw, and...

Does feminist mean large unpleasant person who’ll shout at you or someone who believes women are human beings. To me it’s the latter, so I sign up.

Can’t live with ’em, can’t escape even by killing ’em.

To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.

The one charm about the past is that it is the past. But women never know when the curtain has fallen. They always want a sixth act, and as soon as the interest of the...

I see God now as an unimaginative writer of popular fictions, someone who builds stories around sadistic and graceless plots, narratives that exist only to express His terror of a woman’s power to choose who...