Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.

That night’s show was watched by ten million people, so I guess that director at The Second City who said the audience “didn’t want to see a sketch with two women” can go shit in...

There are two important days in a woman’s life: the day she is born and the day she finds out why.

Kids learn from EMULATING their elders, not by being told..We ought to teach our children to get EXCITED about life..And not PAINT their minds with OUR potrayal of the World..This asks us to LIVE that...

Thought Creates Action and Action creates Reality! You can either let it happen or MAKE IT HAPPEN !

My bursting heart must find vent at my pen.

I doubt if it is possible tofeel real affection for anybody who is in every respect one’s inferior.” 1 There are so many dirty names for her that one rarelylearns them all, even in one’s...

To Sherlock Holmes she is always the woman. I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex.

He remembers which sisterI like least and askshow she is doing.(lines 9-11 of the poem ‘Divorce’)

Love is bold. Love is blind.

She didn’t want to have anything to do with the party. She was tired of feeling like she didn’t fit in, but she didn’t want to go home, either, because she was a tired of...

She’s mad, but she’s magic. There’s no lie in her fire.

Sorcha took the elevator down to the basement of the fashion house. She glanced at her stunningly beautiful reflection in the mirror and smiled to herself. How fortunate she was to be a vampire –...

Man can never know the loneliness a woman knows. Man lies in the woman’s womb only to gather strength, he nourishes himself from this fusion, and then he rises and goes into the world, into...

Men, some to business take, some to pleasure take; but every woman is at heart a rake

My silences had not protected me. Your silence will not protect you. But for every real word spoken, for every attempt I had ever made to speak those truths for which I am still seeking,...

Make it so he can’t live without you. The devil you know.” I felt her growing inside me, bringing with her the insane idea that I actually wielded power with Caleb.

As they embrace, she kisses him full on the mouth. And suddenly sticks her tongue right in. She has done this before, often. It’s one of those drunken long shots which just might, at least...

[I]n the end this shall be for me sufficient, that a marble stone shall declare that a Queen, having reigned such a time, lived and died a virgin.

Wanaume hujiua kwa sababu ya fedha. Wanawake hujiua kwa sababu ya mapenzi.

I’d love to be tried out,’ I said, with a suggestive smile. ‘One should always explore something, before one goes in deeper.’I saw a little flicker of fun in his eyes.

I am not an angel,” I asserted; “and I will not be one till I die: I will be myself.

Healthy ChoicesHold stillKeep quiet.Get a degree to learn how to talksaying nothing.Catch a good manby being demure.the one your mother chooses.Let him climb youwhenever his urge,amidst headachesand menstrual achesand screaming infants.And when he bidsquick, turn...

Women show men beauty in things beyond their ambitions. Women tell men to stop and smell the roses.

Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry.

The woman who makes a sweet, beautiful home, filling it with love and prayer and purity, is doing something better than anything else her hands could find to do beneath the skies.

Still, I wonder if more women artists, musicians and writers aren’t household names because we don’t have enough faith in our own pursuits to give ourselves the time we desperately need to be transformed by...

The way a man cannot and would NOT like to have sex till his tool is erect, even a women would NOT like to have to sex if she’s not wet. If you have it...

To be likeable as a woman, it seems, you have to ensure that you’re also non-threatening and slightly useless.

Not that she’s a political animal, she’s just an ordinary woman, but as a woman she’s of the view that you don’t bring children into the world to have them shot.

Wow! Who is that sexy woman she’s standing next to?

Those women have taken care of that house like a baby.

I didn’t do it in 1066. But I’m only not guilty because I wasn’t quite alive then. The ferocity of the Normans not named Norman is underestimated in history, and I fear neither woman nor...

With women, there is no sexual mystery—a vagina is a vagina. But with men, a woman’s got to wonder, is his penis small, medium, or Orafoura?

I used to live with someone of the opposite sex. It’s called a sister, and I don’t have one.

Women, if I understood them half as well as I understand fractions, I’d have said a third. But I don’t have time for a third, or even my other half, because I spend all my...

It’s easy to talk about how much you love God, but loving others reveals how much you truly do.

My impression of love: I found her—lucky me. I found her—unlucky her. She’d probably agree with me, which would be a first.

Why do beautiful women love ugly men?

allergies,” I believe, to the foods they had seen their own mothers fearing and loathing as diet fads passed through their homes. I could’ve strangled their mothers for saddling these girls with the idea that...

How stupid that all I have to dois grow two squishy lumps and suddenlyI’m man’s best friend

I quit because I was good, and when you’re good and a girl at something, you should be suspicious.’‘Of what?’‘Of what part of yourself you didn’t know you were selling.

Ah, lust. It makes us forget anything we want to. The greatest relaxant, the greatest stimulant.

Woman must have her freedom, the fundamental freedom of choosing whether or not she will be a mother and how many children she will have. Regardless of what man’s attitude may be, that problem is...

The rest of us have never embraced your victim mentality; we are not victims. We are people, the same way that men are. We are equal, yet different. We, unlike you, realize that is not...

You can be the ugliest man in the world but once you got money, you can have all the women in the world.

Y’know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

Women who disapprove of men – and there’s plenty to disapprove of – should remember how we started out, and how far we had to travel.

We don’t know how to be women because we were taught it was not OK to be girls. Our most natural impulses were thwarted and distorted.

You need to respect people either good one or bad. Every person in this world have something good and something bad. You need to see the positive side of the person rather than the negative...