In his refusal to believe in anything supernatural or inherently evil, he was as unrealistic as an old voodoo queen who sees spirits everywhere.

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.

He turned then and those blue eyes met hers from across the sea of people. Her stomach bottomed out. Damn it. She couldn’t be attracted to the arrogant ass.Somehow repeating herself wasn’t helping.

Vlad’s heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.

I will carry you kicking and screaming like a child then spank you. We can do this my way or yours.

Inviting a goblin to cross your threshold was a recipe for disaster, and certainly worse than doing the same with a vampire. With the latter all you got was a nasty bite, but the company,...

I think I might have to place you under arrest for trespassing. But I always go easy on pretty girls who confess.

Valkyrie made a face. “Bloody vampires.”Ryan sat forward. “That was a vampire? That guy who looked like an accountant?””We don’t talk about vampires,” Skulduggery warned.”But it was daytime. How could he have been out during...

When I first heard Twilight was a book about vampires that sparkled in the light and shape shifters/wolves eager to assist the vampires, I thought, Finally, a metaphorical book dealing with politicians and lobbyists.

He wondered if perhaps, subconsciously, he was trying to sabotage her efforts by setting the bar too high, trying to keep her with him longer; but surely his subconscious wasn’t that stupid?

Painfully, the tips of his fingers grazed over her neck, torturing her soul. She didn’t move as his hand stroked the length of her nape, feeling the slight warmth of her aura make him lightly...

Vanity, thy name is vampire.

Common courtesy dictates that we never drain the lifeblood of anyone to whom we’ve been formally introduced.

He lifted her and entered her body in one swift, gliding movement that shattered the remnants of her resistance. ‘Blood and sex and Elizabeth,’ he said inside her head. ‘Bastard, can’t you even say hello?’...

The Catholic Church sees voluntary vampirism as a kind of suicide. I tend to agree. Though the Pope also excommunicated all animators, unless we ceased raising the dead. Fine; I became Episcopalian.

There are vampires. They are real, they are of our time, and they are here, close by, stalking us as we sleep…

It isn’t dopa…whatever! It’s love! Love!

Larissa’s father was Vlad Dracul? Vlad Tepes? Vlad the fucking Impaler?”Tepes translated meant “the Impaler,” something Connor clearly knew.”Yeah.”Surprising him, Connor let out a loud laugh. “Man I bet her family just loved that she...

I was born ready.’ Zoe to Fee.

It’s what he needs, and whether he ever admits it to us or not, it’s what he loves” – Theoden (From Commanded:House of Theoden)

Blood doesn’t lie

Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or… Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck...

Did they look like psychos? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them – I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are!

You okay?””Fine.””Your heart’s beating really fast.””Gee, thanks. That’s very comforting that you can hear it.”He smiled, and it was the old Michael, the one she’d first met before all the vamp stuff.”Yeah, I know it...

You’re much shorter than my mom.””Brat,” she said, surprised into a giggle.”That’s no way to talk to a vampire.””Bloodsucking brat.””Better” he said.

I’m not into werewolves, but holy crap is he a hottie. Totally gorgeous and built like a tank. I bet he’s got one down to his—

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

Humanity is its own worst enemy. What chance do any other species have?Survival is the parchment upon which the Law of Nature is inscribed.And what I’ll find was always mine.And what I’ll say, I’ve said...

After all, it seemed far nobler to give up one’s life to the light than to the dark.

Pam. Listen.”The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.”Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.”Fuck a zombie!’- Sookie & Pam, Dead in the Family, Charlaine Harris

Do you remember the sight we saw, my soul,that soft summer morninground a turning in the path,the disgusting carcass on a bed scattered with stones,its legs in the air like a woman in needburning its...

Harley’s eyes widened in horror, and a low moan of fear escaped his mouth. The back alley was filled with a vision from Hell.

That is strange and creepy,” Marcy remarked, “but totally cool. You Ghostbustered her.

You are kind, caring and intrinsically good. I am hateful, vengeful and intrinsically evil.

Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you’re head on a brick wall?”Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.

She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and Wahzoozie” — BATS

You’ll be in good hands with the colonel, you’ll see.”The colonel? Okay, I was obviously stuck in a Gone With the Wind theme park. Or maybe a Kentucky Fried Chicken farm.Or I was simply hallucinating…

Crazy is such a misunderstood term. I like to think that I march to the beat of my own drummer.

In all of the possible scenarios Kian had envisioned, encountering a lunatic had not been one of them. It just showed him that he could never be completely prepared.

My ideas about vampires may by romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.

You haven’t told her?” Cass shouted. “You’re the worst boyfriend ever!

Have you ever seen An American Werewolf in London? Well, I’m not American. I’m not a werewolf, and this isn’t London.

Pity…

He’d given up his mortality, his soul, for this moment, this second chance, and if she fell in love with him again, he needed to know it was real.

None taken, Agent Fraser. During the course of my lengthy life, I have been called many things, but ‘freakin’’ has never been one of them. I’ll consider it a novelty.

That’s enough Susy, nuff, nuff.”No, no I just want to say this,’ she gasped, on the brink of incoherence. ‘His eyes, his face, it’s not ugly, and I know if I go back that he’ll...

A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.

He rolled his neck, as if to relieve the stress of his shoulders. “Your body is encased in a strong spell. It will not open up to me,” he said in frustration. “Who guards you?

Monsters never truly go away. They claw their way to the surface again eventually.

Vampires are fond of their games. But the games that They play are different than the variants that I’m familiar with. The rules were made to be bent, broken, shattered—and somebody always gets hurt.Always.