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MaryJanice Davidson  Quotes
He’s all right. His hair is cute.”Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. ” Oh my God, you’re in love.””I’m not in love.””‘his hair is cute’? You never say anything nice about anyone....

—MaryJanice Davidson

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FunnyHumourIn-Love
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Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you’re doing?””Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband’s spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth.””Oh, you say that when you don’t...

—MaryJanice Davidson

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You may stay. But Jessica, please watch what you say and do. Don’t look them in the eyes for long. Speak only when spoken to. Yes, sir; yes, ma’am.””Sit up. Arf,” I teased.”What about her?”...

—MaryJanice Davidson

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I know it’s practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn’t possibly weep harder than I did.

—MaryJanice Davidson

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A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.

—MaryJanice Davidson

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Vampires
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Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed.

—MaryJanice Davidson

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Yeah, well, it’s been a super fun week. And by ‘super fun’ I mean ‘horrible and endless’.

—MaryJanice Davidson

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What can I say? Death is messy. And she had it coming.

—MaryJanice Davidson

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She couldn’t tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.

—MaryJanice Davidson

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Death
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How’s your grandpa?””Still worried that your blackness will infect me.””That’s the plan. First you, then all the other blondes, and then on to brunettes and redheads. Once we have the womenfolk, all the babies will...

—MaryJanice Davidson

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You don’t scare me, Cadence Jones. I’ve lived with crazy, I’ve ridden with crazy, I’ve vacationed with crazy, I’ve visited crazy in various hospitals, I’ve sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think...

—MaryJanice Davidson

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A gold cage is still a cage.-King David IOh, go cry in a bag of money.-Queen Christina

—MaryJanice Davidson

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I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.””Waitress!” Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. “Bring two!” then, more quietly,”You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bullet...

—MaryJanice Davidson

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