I’m the Doctor; I’m worse than everybody’s aunt!

Amy: “Can I come?”Doctor: “Not safe in here, not yet. Five minutes. Give me five minutes and I’ll be right back.”Amy: “People always say that.”Doctor: “Am I people?…Do I even look like people?…Trust me, I’m...

He thought for a second, then spun to Clara. ‘Did you say something cruel to the TARDIS while I was getting changed?”No! Of course not!”Did you call her fat?”What?”Because she’s not fat. She’s just bigger...

We are all stories in the end, just make it a good one eh?