Well, what do you want me to say?’ The Doctor was so angry he was almost hovering. ‘Well done on marrying the only male nurse not to have a full set of Barbara Streisand records?...

The Doctor: Amy, what are you doing?Amy: That gravestone, Rory’s, there’s room for one more name isn’t there?The Doctor: What are you talking about? Back away from the Angel. Come back to the TARDIS, we’ll...

Don’t get me started on the whole Doctor-Amy-Rory thing. It’s kind of like… I dunno. Suppose you’d always fancied Ryan Reynolds. That’s fine, yeah. You meet someone else, who is maybe not Ryan Reynolds, but...

Rory: Amy. I’m gonna need a little help here.Amy: Just stop it!Rory: Just think it through, this will work. This will kill the Angels.Amy: it will kill you too.Rory: Will it? River said that this...

The Doctor puffed out some air and looked down to the sea. ‘A very charming man. I should be more careful of very charming men… At least I don’t have that problem with you, Rory.”Oi,’...

Amy: Up.Rory: What good’s up?Amy: Better than down. -Doctor Who

Rory’s not my pet dog!’ I [Amy] yelled at the Doctor.’Well, that would be better.’ He was truly angry. ‘Dogs I can live with.’ He paused, suddenly hopeful. ‘Quite sure you’re not a cat person?”This...

You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them, and five minutes later they’re dull as a brick. But then there’s other people, and you meet them and...

Rory, Rory, Rory – was it your idea to get The Sea to cure me?’ [said the Doctor.]’Yes,’ said Rory, smiling.’That was brilliant.’ The Doctor beamed, then his face fell. ‘-ly awful.

Maria looked at the TARDIS… ‘Is that really your carriage?’ She asked. ‘It is not very good, monsieur. It has no wheels.”It doesn’t need them,’ laughed Amy. ‘It’s an English carriage. They don’t have wheels.’Does...

Something pretty bad’s happening nearby in the space-time continuum.’ the Doctor shouted over the noise. ‘The TARDIS is a terrible rubbernecker – like a little old lady, she can’t resist slowing down for a gawp...

He [the Doctor] groaned. ‘Why does it always have to be me?”Mr Rory is ill. You’re the next best thing,’ I [Maria] said simply.’Thank you,’ he muttered. He didn’t sound very pleased at all at...

At the moment, it’s simply a difference of opinon between the Doctor and you.. You both want the best. You’ve only tried to kill him a couple of times… I mean, don’t worry about that....

The Doctor. He grabbed hold of Rory’s ankle, dragging him protesting out from under the table. ‘Rory!’ he grinned, wrapping him in an enourmous bear hug that squeezed the breath out of him. ‘I’ve been...

You see, there’s a drill:1. I [Amy] will say ‘Right then, let’s go and rescue him [Rory].’2. The Doctor will say ‘Ah yes, but…’3. And then he’ll list the fourteen things that we have to...

Rory stood up with some difficulty, the chair still tied to him. He leaned over me [Maria] and managed to pull my ropes free. Then he turned to Dr Bloom.’We’re escaping,’ he said. ‘Goodbye.’Chair still...

How are you, Rory?’ [the Doctor] asked.I [Rory]… answered him. ‘It’s been odd being you.”Isn’t it?’ The Doctor’s smile didn’t quite reach his eyes.’How do you cope?”Ah…’ The Doctor picked away at a scrap of...

Really, awfully, terribly, I had a sudden attack of hiccups. I was staring at the Doctor, murderously angry with him. And hiccuping…’That’s it. I’m going down there. I’m offering myself to them instead. If you’re...