The Doctor: Amy, what are you doing?Amy: That gravestone, Rory’s, there’s room for one more name isn’t there?The Doctor: What are you talking about? Back away from the Angel. Come back to the TARDIS, we’ll...

I’ve lost the TARDIS as well.’I [Amy] was outraged. Considering my husband was dying and we were stranded in the past, the Doctor seemed fairly calm about things. ‘Someone’s nicked it!”Not so much, no.’ The...

Rory: Amy. I’m gonna need a little help here.Amy: Just stop it!Rory: Just think it through, this will work. This will kill the Angels.Amy: it will kill you too.Rory: Will it? River said that this...

[The Doctor] pulled the thing out of Prince Boris’s mouth, waving it around. ‘Oh. Blimey. This is not a spatula. What is it?’I [Amy] stared at the stubby thing. It looked like the world’s chunkiest...

Amy: Up.Rory: What good’s up?Amy: Better than down. -Doctor Who

Rory’s not my pet dog!’ I [Amy] yelled at the Doctor.’Well, that would be better.’ He was truly angry. ‘Dogs I can live with.’ He paused, suddenly hopeful. ‘Quite sure you’re not a cat person?”This...

You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them, and five minutes later they’re dull as a brick. But then there’s other people, and you meet them and...

[Amy] pulled a face. ‘Honestly, when you grow up you’ll learn you may as well try herding cats as keeping men in one place,’ she told me solemnly, which I vowed to remember.

Maria looked at the TARDIS… ‘Is that really your carriage?’ She asked. ‘It is not very good, monsieur. It has no wheels.”It doesn’t need them,’ laughed Amy. ‘It’s an English carriage. They don’t have wheels.’Does...

We’re all stories, in the end.

I love you,’ cooed Fake Amy. ‘You dance so much better than the Doctor.”Silly.’ Real Amy nudged her in the ribs. ‘Hippos dance better than the Doctor.

Oh, and I [Amy] may also have told him that I quite fancied Dr Smith [The Doctor]. Which in the 1780s was probably punishable by stoning or corsets.

Amy Pond: ‘I thought… well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.’The Doctor: ‘Amy Pond, there’s something you better understand about me, ’cause it’s important and one day your life...

You see, there’s a drill:1. I [Amy] will say ‘Right then, let’s go and rescue him [Rory].’2. The Doctor will say ‘Ah yes, but…’3. And then he’ll list the fourteen things that we have to...

But Amy Pond. Oh! The Sea had briefly been able to touch her mind — it knew that the Doctor was the most important thing in the world to her, and it had given a...

River Song: Use the stabilisers! The Doctor: It doesn’t have stabilisers! River Song: The blue switches! The Doctor: The blue ones don’t do anything, they’re just… blue! River Song: Yes they’re blue: they’re the blue...

Now here’s Amy Pond, standing in the freezing ocean, holding the body of her imaginary friend, and shouting at the sea to make him better.Yeah. If only my therapists could see me now.

Really, awfully, terribly, I had a sudden attack of hiccups. I was staring at the Doctor, murderously angry with him. And hiccuping…’That’s it. I’m going down there. I’m offering myself to them instead. If you’re...

How are you, Rory?’ [the Doctor] asked.I [Rory]… answered him. ‘It’s been odd being you.”Isn’t it?’ The Doctor’s smile didn’t quite reach his eyes.’How do you cope?”Ah…’ The Doctor picked away at a scrap of...

Amy: Hey, Paisley, Ever fancied someone you know you shouldn’t?Bracewell: What? Amy: Hurts, doesn’t it? But kind of a good hurt.

Well, what do you want me to say?’ The Doctor was so angry he was almost hovering. ‘Well done on marrying the only male nurse not to have a full set of Barbara Streisand records?...

So is this how it works Doctor? You never interfere with the affairs of other peoples or planets, unless there are children crying?

Don’t get me started on the whole Doctor-Amy-Rory thing. It’s kind of like… I dunno. Suppose you’d always fancied Ryan Reynolds. That’s fine, yeah. You meet someone else, who is maybe not Ryan Reynolds, but...

Hello, old friend. And here we are. You and me, on the last page. By the time you read these words, Rory and I will be long gone. So know that we lived well and...

He was… wearing a tasselled velvet nightcap that I [Amy] noticed the Doctor eyeing up. If Boris didn’t watch out, that’d go missing and we’d never hear the end of ‘Nightcaps are cool.