Granny always said finding justice was as tough as putting socks on a rooster.

For Christmas I got new socks. I peeled them off a dead body.

I miss you like the mismatching sock I can’t find. You’re out there somewhere.

I soak my white socks in coffee, so I can wear them with brown pants and keep my feet from falling asleep.

If I need something, even a pair of socks, my assistant has to get them for me.

I keep my socks in a filing cabinet, if that tells you what kind of lover I am.

I’m also a fan of ridiculously coloured and patterned socks.

Friendship is like putting butter on your socks before you slide them on. Sure, we all do it occasionally, but most of us would rather eat breakfast bare-handed at least once in a while.

When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.So I stopped wearing socks.

My friends call me Two Socks Kintz. They used to call me Barefoot Orafoura, but then someone gave me some socks. That was mighty kind of them.

One can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks.

It’s important that my socks match. I don’t want anything that distracts from my sock puppet show. Quiet, now! Show starts in ten seconds.

Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love like socks for gloves, and let the world know you’re serious.

They should make condoms shaped like socks, so I could wear them with sandals and properly express my love for you.

Bad Boys II has knocked everyone’s socks off.

Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair.

Roland glares at Connor and Connor glares back. Then he says what he always says at moments like this.”Nice socks.”Although Roland doesn’t look down right away, it derails him just enough for him to back...

My sense of fashion is unmatched. Also, my socks are unmatched. My feet have grown cold, but my love for you has not.