Morning breath!

Although I wouldn’t mind handcuffing you.”Oh. My. God.

I swear, when that woman dies, she’ll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit

Derrick, you have to make the air move out of her tummy. You are not assaulting her. You’re saving her from a stomach ache. ~Anne Howard

Did I mention how cute you look in my clothes?”Blushing I just look at what I’m wearing and laugh. “Chicks Dig me? And Sponge Bob boxers?””Chicks do dig me! And Sponge Bob is a great...

The important thing for any writer to remember is to take the writing seriously, but not the writer.

You thought I didn’t notice the way you two looked at each other? I may be old but I’m not blind. I remember thatfeeling. The spark, the electricity… ”I had to interject before I got...

=> When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.=> Never tell your problems to anyone…20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you...

I say the same thing about breasts.

Late twenties, single, female. Do the math.Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O, all downhillfrom there. Biological clocks started ticking like time bombs waiting todetonate, gravity exerted more force on your life...

Of course I do. I picked ye, didn’t I?

Two days after my dad’s funeral, my mom went on a mission. I never understood it until then–that sometimes a spy doesn’t need a cover so much as she needs a shield.

A fat cow needs a big barn.

The door opened, held by the butler, and Lord Montagu swept into the room, his presence overwhelming the space. She could swear even the flowers in their vases perked up and listed in his direction....

You too.” Then he was gone.And then I was sad.It was ridiculous. Preposterous, even. I was going to have to come clean about the ring- eventually. I hoped he didn’t bring it up because I...

The hotness of a sex scene lies in the loins of the beholder.

Sounds great,” she said flatly then made a gagging sound.

Just remember, all you have to do is say otherwise.

I’m a man, Simms. Unless we’re discussing nipples, I don’t see the value in these distinctions.

Kyle, you are a mellow dude…You can’t be with an agitator. And that’s what she is. An agitator. She’s a Jackson Pollock and you’re a Thomas Kinkade.

Alarmed and bordering on terrified, Frankie reached for the closest thing she could find that might work as a weapon – which in Louise’s house was a curling iron – and tiptoed downstairs to confront...

Dude! Get a fucking grip, it’s just a song!When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least, I needed to get my libido under control before the song finished, because I didn’t...

Maybe I shouldn’t scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.

And I would stop and take you in, all of you, and when our eyes lock we’d just stare into each other’s souls and all of the lost time would come out in the shape...

Because you took too long. If you’d done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn’t have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.