Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.

A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can’t even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.

A relativist is an individual who doesn’t know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

Define the word exist, and you’ll know whether God exists.

A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic…

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

We are the last generation of humans on Earth!

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.

A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.

If you can’t illustrate ‘it’, ‘it’ doens’t belong in Physics as a noun! You can’t put an article in front. You can’t put a verb after!

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

A mathematician tells you that the wall of warped space prevents the Moon from flying out of its orbit yet can’t tell you why an astronaut can go back and forth across that same space.

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

It is the definition of the word ‘object’ which destroys all religions.

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.