I’m not homophobic because I’m not scared of faggots. Homorevolted and homobarfed better express my feelings.

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.

A gay lobbyist is a resident of San Francisco who equates Greek pederasty with consented male-on-male only pedophilia, invokes pederasty to justify his bizarre behavior, and then denies that pedophilia and homosexuality are synonyms.

A mathematician tells you that the wall of warped space prevents the Moon from flying out of its orbit yet can’t tell you why an astronaut can go back and forth across that same space.

If you can’t illustrate ‘it’, ‘it’ doens’t belong in Physics as a noun! You can’t put an article in front. You can’t put a verb after!

Left to faggots and their defenders, all our forefathers, eminent ancestors and international heroes were either homosexual or bisexual.

It is the definition of the word ‘object’ which destroys all religions.

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

I, faggot Wenqing Kang, Ph. D. in History from UC Santa Cruz, do solemnly swear that homosexual relationships between men are more enjoyable and more harmonious than heterosexual relationships.

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

Don’t ask, don’t tell means that World War III will pit the Chinese Red Army against the Pink Army of the United States.

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

Lacking medicines and procedures that could do anything for them, the American Psychiatric and Psychological Associations decided to take homosexuality off the list of mental disorders and declare the alarming rise in the tide faggots...

College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

A relativist is an individual who doesn’t know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.

A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic…

Proof’ is the hallmark of religion.

A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a ‘physicist’ and does ‘physics’ and physical experiments with abstract concepts.

A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can’t even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.

We are the last generation of humans on Earth!

Define the word exist, and you’ll know whether God exists.

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.