If we are not being maligned, scandalizing those who still sleep in the church, then we are missing the incarnational call to love the world’s most vulnerable, the world’s exiled, the world’s most wounded. Our...

In the morning, as we’re enjoying a shower together, Cash asks Mikey how long he’s been working here.”Since I was fourteen.””How OLD are you now?””Eighteen.””Nice. Are there any other hot guys working here besides you?””I’m...

There were icons of the Magdalen on the walls and paintings in the Western manner, all kitsch, trash. Mary M., Lucas thought, half hypnotized by the chanting in the room beside him; Mary Moe, Jane...

She had hit rock-bottom. She had given a blow job to a man who for all intents and purposes, was a bum. He had smelled so bad, she forced him to spray on some of...

I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute.

I picked up a hitchhiker. Later on I picked up some common sense and soda. The soda was all-natural, like the hooker from earlier.

Honey, I usually get $300, but I like you, so I’ll just take $200.

I’m stranded. Come pick me up. I’ll be dressed like a hooker and standing on the corner. There’s a discount if you get here in 30 minutes or less.

Monsters don’t heal people. Angels do. – Sabrina

Dear mom, My lieutenant is a prostitute. Can you please send me more lunch money, as her rates have recently increased.

If you are thinking of making everyone happy, you are going to be a great prostitute.

For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were.

I cannot do anything fake; that is why even when I sleep with a prostitute, she falls in love with me.

I couldn’t pay the prostitute, and that’s the truth. She could have asked my wife, who would have told her that I’m no cheat.

A prostitute is a decent worker like the rest of us, only she can’t fake what she is doing.

She knew every single one of us. Gave us the chance to share in her bed. We all took comfort that she was here and we were not alone. The princess had nothing but love...

Fame and recognition break all scandals; if I were a prostitute I would have chosen to be a famous one.

Men started praying to you, begging for a taste. That legend of yours spiraled out of control. You gave the people hope. They were told you were all they ever needed.

Only a prostitute will trade her valuables for money, so you shouldn’t sell your God given ideas and talents for money, because you don’t own it in any way but should be by a divine...

Death doesn’t have to be the end of it. Our love for her is stronger than the grave.

The thought of a comedy with paid prostitutes always seemed so silly and purposeless, for a person hired by me could never take the place of my imagination of a ‘cruel mistress’.

Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” And I’d have to agree. Serves them right for being so sleazy.