Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword.

Kill all the prisoners, because they’re costing us too much money. Wait! No, kill all the politicians, because they’re spending too much money.

Have an itch? Simple—rub poison ivy over the rest of your body, so that all the skin contributes its fair share to a unified, and more hopeful, future. That’s top-level political thinking right there.

The American people, and the citizens of all Western nations, have the right to know about every single thing their representatives do on their behalf. After all, elected officials are merely representing those who hold...

Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and something to crap on.

The round-table conference could be called a partial success because for the first time, 52 politicians and representatives from all walks of Kashmiri society sat together and arrived at consensus on few significant issues.

In order to deceive others, it is necessary also to deceive oneself. The actor playing Hamlet must indeed believe that he is the Prince of Denmark, though when he leaves the stage he will usually...

[Y]ou possess all the attributes of a demagogue; a screeching, horrible voice, a perverse, crossgrained nature and the language of the market-place. In you all is united which is needful for governing.

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be caged behind bars are politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And rapists, but I’ve already listed that three times.

Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.

That demon will trick you faster than a politician with a liquor license.

Tous les hommes politiques d’aujourd’hui, selon Pontevin, sont un peu danseurs, et tous les danseurs se mêlent de politique, ce qui, toutefois, ne devrait pas nous amener à les confondre. Le danseur se distingue de...

Why should anyone be surprised at what the men “in power” are capable of –didn’t every mad-Judas one of them begin his career by slowly & brutally strangling an innocent child?

However…,” Satan said.Bick sighed. “However, I didn’t count on the growing interference of lawyers, regulators, bureaucrats and politicians into my business. I swear it seems that every year they stick their noses into more and...

[“The Devil in the Dark”] impressed me because it presented the idea, unusual in science fiction then and now, that something weird, and even dangerous, need not be malevolent. That is a lesson that many...

Life has taught me to release my ears from hearing negativity, destructive remarks, false rumors and stupid ways. I learn to open my eyes and my mind to think ahead of my life, to learn...

I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should be a politician.

If given the choice, I’d rather vote for the dog.

Cages are good. My heart is in my rib cage, and love is in my heart. We should put more things in cages, like politicians.

Most Politicians Are The Whores at The Establishment Party, But We’re The Ones Getting Fucked

This is one of those situations where politicians were out to get those tax evaders but it became one of those monsters that’s come back to bite them.

Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces.

Live Like a Raj Thakare and Die Like a Balasaheb Thakare.

The PM glanced a look of pure malevolence. A terrifying glimpse into what madness, ego and naked ambition it takes to lead a modern democracy.

A politician has an axe to grindWith which he aims to chop off half your mind.

I don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.

America’s been ruined by one word: Bankers. No, two words: Bankers and lawyers. Make that three words. Add politicians to that list. Oh, and don’t forget the lobbyists.

The raindrops gathered on my windshield like prostitutes at a political convention, and I voted like I always vote—with my windshield wiper.

The essence of Druidry is training the mind to both handle contradictory input and construct contradictory output.’ What? Oh. Well– ‘I continued to lecture a bit more, to disguise the fact that I was getting...

Divide and rule, the politician cries;Unite and lead, is watchword of the wise.

He’s an honest politician–he stays bought.

We also have to consider the many different kinds of rape we have learned about over the past few years as conservative politicians blunder through trying to explain their stances on sexual violence and abortion....