I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes it more fun to pet my gums.

Can I get you a drink?” Both mustaches turned towards each other but said nothing, because they’d each left their mouth at home.

You have two eyes, and two ears, but only one mouth. This is so because you are supposed to look and listen more than you talk.

Careful, Sandi. You’re about to let your bulldog mouth overload your bird-dog bite.

My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?

sideways” comes out straight.

If she’d just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no…

We write “I love you” on the mouth by the kisses that touch it. (On écrit “je t’aime” sur bouche – Par les bisous qui la touchent.)

Your skull encloses your brains. But never forget that anytime you open your mouth to talk, you have opened your mind for the entire world to see what is hidden in there!

Mi bacia a lungo sulla bocca, poi si lecca le labbra, dice che sono il sapore della sua vita.

His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum.

When you get chemo, some people get a lot of sores in their mouth and even their esophagus, so they chew on ice; thank God that didn’t happen with me.

I sympathize with a mother who has three mouths to feed—especially if two of those mouths are on her face. With a woman like that I’d listen twice as hard for doublespeak. I’m pretty accustomed...

She suddenly remembered studying the brain in science class- how a steel rod pierced a man’s skull, and he opened his mouth to speak Portuguese, a language he’d never studied. Maybe it would be like...

I put my foot in my mouth more than I speak properly.