The best-trained part of us, though, is the mouth, it �is always obediently and devoutly shut. And it’s only too true: an open mouth is a yawning fact, the fact that its owner is dwelling...

My face doesn’t match my personality. Maybe it would if instead of a mouth I had an asshole in its place.

My mouth is often wounded by my sharp words, so sometimes when I’m out in public, I’ll wear a large Band Aid over my lips.

Don’t let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.

Cigarette kisses the flame. But the mouth kisses the woman. (Cigarette embrasse la flamme. – Mais la bouche embrasse la femme.)

She looked as if butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth – or anywhere else.

I made a circle with a smile for a mouth on yellow paper, because it was sunshiny and bright.

A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera.

I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes it more fun to pet my gums.

Can I get you a drink?” Both mustaches turned towards each other but said nothing, because they’d each left their mouth at home.

You have two eyes, and two ears, but only one mouth. This is so because you are supposed to look and listen more than you talk.

Careful, Sandi. You’re about to let your bulldog mouth overload your bird-dog bite.

My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?

sideways” comes out straight.

If she’d just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no…