Guns are like men—only useful for a little while. They can go off at a moment’s notice when you don’t want them to and they make a lot of damn fool noise doing it.

Maslow did not make two different pyramids, one for men and one for women. He did not differentiate in identifying what men want and what women want.

Love a man who’ll bleed to make a point. (Candy)

Life for both sexes–and I looked at them, shouldering their way along the pavement–is arduous, difficult, a perpetual struggle. It calls for gigantic courage and strength. More than anything, perhaps, creatures of illusion as we...

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

Men should be what they seem.

It wasn’t because you weren’t beautiful, talented, funny, creative or had everything in common. It was because some men prefer plain vanilla ice cream. It’s predictable and a safe choice. Confident and adventurous men prefer...

Mrs. MacAndrew shared the common opinion of her sex that a man is always a brute to leave a woman who is attached to him, but that a woman is much to blame if he...

The highest men are calm, silent and unknown…The true masters seldom reveal themselves, except in the vibrations the leave behind, and upon which the lesser gurus build their doctrines.

Men were just like sheep, and nothing was easier than for women to set up as shepherds and pen them up in a field.

They’re still young men who want to be successful and be a part of something that is successful. So I always start with that as the basic premise, … And then you show them to...

IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked, immoral. If man’s notions of right...

[In 16th century European society] Marriage was the triumphal arch through which women, almost without exception, had to pass in order to reach the public eye. And after marriage followed, in theory, the total self-abnegation...

It was ironic, but when you scratched the surface, most successful men were working for one thing only–to retire–and the sooner the better. Whereas women were the complete opposite. She had never heard a woman...

I remember taking an anthropology class in college and the professor was explaining that there is little ‘sexual dimorphism’ in humans. He meant that there are few outward, observable differences between makes and females. At...

I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent,...

[Y]ou [man] are fool enough, it seems, to dare to war with [woman=] me, when for your faithful ally you might win me easily.

The only type of men Julia’s mother had warned her about were wealthy industrialist who polluted the environment and took advantage of third-world countries. And Republilicans.

As long as you know most men are like children, you know everything.

Prince or commoner, tenor or bass,Painter or plumber or never-do-well,Do me a favor and shut your face -Poets alone should kiss and tell.

He was the kind of man I wanted: wild, hot, horny, and losing control. And it all pointed back to me, about how much I felt in control of him, with the power of my...

No matter what dimension you’re in, there’s a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

Seated by her side in the narrow cabin, pressing cold compresses to her forehead and holding her while she vomited, he felt profoundly happy….

Don’t demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts.

Women fall in love when they get to know you. Men are just the opposite. When they finally know you they’re ready to leave

There are so many torturous things in this life. Don’t let a man who doesn’t love you be one of them.

A woman can defend her virtue from men much more easily than she can protect her reputation from women

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men.

If a man cries in front of you, it doesn’t mean he’s weak. It means that he trusts you enough to let his guard down.

There are just some kind of men who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one.

When human men hold an object that makes a powerful noise, or has moving parts, or spins around fast, or has a button they can push (which either screws or nails something) they become Gods...

A woman in a box—a great gift for the husband who has everything.

What are men to rocks and mountains?

Be a FRIEND and stop worrying about having any

For he did not, he would have said, care for women; he never felt at home or at ease with them; and that monstrous creature beginning to be talked about, the New Woman of the...

They made a lot of spirited plays. We left our men at times in the first half and they made shots and then they started earning them, but they deserve a lot of credit for...

The true definition of a snob is one who craves for what separates men rather than for what unites them.

They sounded like intestines, only on the outside, and the men in the Bible were always having them cut off and not being able to go to church. Horrid.

If she could find a man who could feel and laugh as well as desire, she might even think about thinking about marriage.

The misery of sleep is beyond the understanding of men.

Become what you would want to marry ,as in, become like the person that you would want to marry.

It’s because his wife left him. That’s why he’s acting funny. She left him the other night. While she was putting her bags into the taxi he was outside on the footpath begging her to...

…men never forgive like women.

un-loved” when (from his perspective) he has dedicated his life to their welfare?Some of these men will express their lack of vitality and emotional engagement though endless service. They are hyperaware of the moods, needs...

You’re a guy. It’s typical for your sex to want to conquer every eligible girl you see.

Nothing is more appealing than a handsome man who is also uncertain of himself.

Most people don’t think that there is evidence because they haven’t look for it. There’s such a little green men mindset in this culture. It’s hard to work your way through that.

Blue screen of death: she’d crashed his system. Oh, well. Boys were so unstable that way, full of buggy, self-contradictory code, pathetically unoptimized.

I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you’re the greatest woman on earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single...