It is a little scary to go across the whole country, and basically the world, and be like, ‘What’s up? I’m gay, and you should let me get married everywhere.’ I don’t feel like I’m...

Being married gives one one’s position like nothing else can.

To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, younger wife.

I would say, ‘Go ask any couple that’s been married for 30, 40, 50 years… It hasn’t always been roses.’

Being married is the best thing that ever happened to me.

We abstained from having sex until we got married.

I’ve never been married and I’ve no more desire to be married now than I ever have. I hate bureaucracy and I am not religious.

I wish to Heaven I was married,” she said resentfully as she attacked the yams with loathing. “I’m tired of everlastingly being unnatural and never doing anything I want to do. I’m tired of acting...

Whatever you are, you have the right to get married.

As I see it, you GET married – but you MAKE a marriage.

We were getting a divorce. But not from each other. Then we were going to get married. But not to each other.

I’m not married and I don’t think that’s going to work out for me. I’m not even bitter, I’m just exhausted.

People shouldn’t stay married because of the kids. That’s torture for everyone.

It’s too late for me to get married before I’m famous. You never know people’s intentions.

I’m justthe reason they married.Mum saysI was a surprise.Dad saysI was an accident.Truth is …I am their mistake.

I’ve never had a dislike for men. I’ve been badly treated by some. But I’ve been loved greatly by some. I married a lot of them.

When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them so much steadier, I wonder if they have any idea of all that...

Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married.

I’d rather go to Vietnam than get married.

I’m a complete romantic – it’s why I always get married. Someone should really stop me.