Mark-to-market accounting is like crack. Don’t do it.
I would be absolutely honored if I made Jon Hamm crack, because he is uncrackable.
Even in your darkest moments, you’ll think of something that’ll crack you up.
Being crazy, for the rest of us, is a form of sanity.
…you’re either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
Anybody who tells you that this year is even comparable to 2002 or 2004 is smoking crack.
Gone in 60 seconds? That was me. I used my skills in a negative way to make money for crack.