I collect movies. So I have all those in binders. I don’t have the DVDs out. I put them in binders.

I collect the most valuable thing in the world—free time. But unlike other priceless things, I don’t need a safe to keep it safe, because I keep all my free time in the past, where...

I like linebackers. I collect ’em. You can’t have too many good ones.

I collect vintage vinyl records.

I’m a tomorrow’s person. I don’t collect memorabilia.

Collect books, even if you don’t plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.

I collect collectivisms. I’ve already got socialism and communism, and all I need is fascism to complete the set. I’m looking to trade my dusty democracy, but Uncle Sam isn’t interested in a deal at...

She led the way. Eyeless sockets of the dead seemed to stare at them as they passed. “These are cool,” Dan decided. “Maybe I could-“”No, Dan,” Amy said. “You can’t collect human bones.””A

For myself, I favored the abstract. I collected not just obsolete terms and words, but ideas.

Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected.

I collect hats. That’s what you do when you’re bald.

Michael Phelps collects huhs. Huh? His mouth said nothing, but his actions said it all.

I am mad about hats. I collect them as souvenirs from my globe trotting.

I collect kitchens, one empty coffee cup at a time. I wish they made dishwashers that cleaned with dreams, not laundry detergent.

I collect things that just look retarded.

This book is impossible to put down!” Well, apparently it’s also impossible to pick up.