I collect things that just look retarded.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.

I was thought to be retarded as a child, and all the evidence indicates that I was.

Oh, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!It seems she hangs upon the cheek of nightLike a rich jewel in an Ethiope’s ear,Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear.So shows a snowy...