The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.

I was thought to be retarded as a child, and all the evidence indicates that I was.

Oh, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!It seems she hangs upon the cheek of nightLike a rich jewel in an Ethiope’s ear,Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear.So shows a snowy...

I collect things that just look retarded.