For myself, I favored the abstract. I collected not just obsolete terms and words, but ideas.

Michael Phelps collects huhs. Huh? His mouth said nothing, but his actions said it all.

I don’t collect awards, I collect empty trophy cases. Once my collection is large enough, I’m going to start collecting broken dreams.

Normal people have rock collections, shell collections, key ring collections and stamp collections. (The Captain had even known somebody with a letterbox collection.) But a people collection? That had to be the most bizarre one...

I collect the most valuable thing in the world—free time. But unlike other priceless things, I don’t need a safe to keep it safe, because I keep all my free time in the past, where...

Isn’t it sad that we have to gain control of the artificial numbers placed upon us by others to regain some control of our lives?

If repairing one’s credit is as easy as sending some dispute letters to the credit bureaus then why doesn’t everyone have good credit?

If you don’t take good care of your credit, then your credit won’t take good care of you.

Are you willing to accept anything less than the credit you want, the credit you need and the credit you deserve?

Beth had been a middle school science teacher and Joni was a librarian and they both had collections of weird stuff they had found. Bizarre, misspelled letters written by lovelorn eighth graders. Obscene Polaroids left...

I collect collectivisms. I’ve already got socialism and communism, and all I need is fascism to complete the set. I’m looking to trade my dusty democracy, but Uncle Sam isn’t interested in a deal at...